I really hate feeling like crap.
List of things NOT to do while 36 weeks pregnant.
Aaahh!
Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.
Meet the 2012 Olympic mascots
Full Frontal Nudity
Alright! Now that’s what I’m talking about!
Chicago Underworld
If you are inclined to sell your blood where can you sell it, and how much is it typically worth?
**Go to first new post He’s Not Ready For A Child, And I’m Sad.
Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer **
My Mid-life Crisis
Aaahh!
** Is there a socially acceptable way to tell someone their breath smells?
Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer**
Works great on flatulence too.
Time lapse video of Lois the Corpse Flower blooming
Is there a socially acceptable way to tell someone their breath smells? - See the above.
Little sounds that cause terror in your adult self.
Aaahh!
Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge
Eight shades of bizarre: a donkey flies in Russia
I don’t even know where to begin.
Things not to say during a break-up conversation
Full Frontal Nudity
You steal a camera during MY Workshop? Fuck you, you piece of messed-up shit !
RO: Palestinian jailed for being Palestinian
The awful CAPS FOR EMPHASIS disease
Fallujah children’s 'genetic damage’
I didn’t realize it was caused by a genetic condition.
** How long for garlic to leave your system?
Mass Mosquito Extinction (need answers fast!) **
You’re an environmental disaster! Come breathe in my yard.
**Practical Tips for Camping
Your favorite colonoscopy prep regimen? (need answer fast) **
#1: Get your own tent.
#2: Camp in another state.
(removed – already used)
Okay, what’s a “hot mess”?
Burt’s pee bottle in Semi-tough
**What happens after you get arrested?
Homosexuality & Heterosexuality **
Notice which one comes first. You have to earn conjucal visits.
A Great Debates threesome:
**What was the first totalitarian regime?
Are we being fair to Hitler?
Where’s the most racist/xenophobic area in your country? In the world? **
I’ll see your three…and call.
** Could the U.S. become a fascist state?
What was the first totalitarian regime?
Are we being fair to Hitler?**
No, this is being dreadfully unfair to Hitler, who’s the fascistingest of all.
** The Mini Un-Rant Thread - Your Place to Squee
Aaahh! **
[Sir Ector] No – It’s “Squee!” , in the center of your mouth[/Sir Ector]
Niagara Falls Info
Poll: Men: do you ever pee sitting down?
What surprises have your pets brought home for you?
Found my brother-in-law’s diary in my wife’s underwear drawer
So that’s how it happened.
**My Evening with the Out of Control Dog
Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.
**
Rough dog!
ETA: you know it would be even funnier if they are read without the line break:
**My Evening with the Out of Control Dog Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.
**