I bet I’m the only person on this board who likes…
Stuff everybody used to hate (and now love)
No…wait…what? 
What do you do to relieve stress
Talk me IN to having a “luxury” gastric bypass
Man, how much stress were you under, anyways?
** The One Hundred Dollar Wedding and The Million Dollar Marriage
So my husband is leaving in 20 days…**
Good luck getting that 50-cent divorce.
Well…it’s back to unemployment for me
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…
Maybe you can get a job around Halloween.
**Interpret this dream using your arcane knowledge
I am a HOMEOWNER! **
Well, that’s one interpretation. Another is that the rabbit symbolizes the fall of the Roman Empire, as it runs before the foxes, which are the barbarians, and the clothes dryer symbolises the apotheosis of Emperor Columbine, while the poison ivy symbolizes the imperfection of the mortal world, always dragging us downwards. The ice cream is completely random though.
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery
That’s not how bypass surgery is supposed to work.
Ouch!
You made me laugh.
Hooray for Zoidberg…uh, I mean Nobody! 
Cheney has no pulse
Well all right then.
Little sounds that cause terror in your adult self.
thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…OH NO!..thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…thub-dup…
AIEEEEEE! It’s the beating of his infernal heart!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
What would happen if hardcore porntapes with Obama leaked?
You come into a huge fortune. What frivious thing do you buy?
So maybe the tapes don’t get leaked…if you’re well-paid off
Mad Men, Season Four
When Mad Men Ruled - Fascinating Photo slideshow of NYC in the 60’s
Wait, a TV show in the form of a photo slide-show?
Poll: Ladies: periods and your skivvies [tmi]
Poll: Proper urinal etiquette - Follow-up
Evidently I Just Helped Catch One Of The Biggest Thieves In Chicago
Darth Vader robs bank
You helped catch Darth Vader? The force is strong with this one.
What’s lucky?
I’m Divorced!
**Men: do you ever pee sitting down?
Odd things that make people horny–or, contrariwise, sad.
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What would happen if a video leaked of Bristol Palin gobbling Levi Johnston’s knob?
Woman calls police. They brutalize and arrest her.
Craving glutamic acid (confessions of an addict)
Bugger. I had to go to the emergency room Friday night.
Is this a dumb idea?
20 minutes and you’re finished with your prostitute already? Why not just masturbate?
** Odd things that make people horny–or, contrariwise, sad.
Educate me on GPS units**
Ooooh, I’m in the red-light district…in Cleveland. 
Your Experiences with Camera Enforced Traffic Lights
I took the cameras out today. (MPSIMS + IMHO lens recommendations)
** “Famous” restaurants: any requirements to make such a claim?
Omnivory versus obligate carnivory/herbivory.**
That’s a basic requirement. Though “Bob’s Carnivore Hut” does a pretty good trade.