**Sleep In The Nude?
What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex? **
Let’s just say it taught me to wear PJs…
** Questions for Straight Men about Vagina
What would happen if hardcore porntapes with Obama leaked?
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**“How we 86’d a police office from our protected space” - The most sensitive anarchists ever!
Why are girls so mean? **
**Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are?
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… **
But the sex was great!
**How’d You Get Your Nickname?
Full Frontal Nudity **
**What happens after you get arrested?
Low cholesterol diet
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CARDIAC arrested, amirite?
Why are girls so mean?
job interview questions
What employer asks that question?
**Things not to say during a break-up conversation
Anybody here wanna do P90x with me? **
** Birthmarks, anyone?
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…
Finally! A smart sequential thread!**
**Questions for Straight Men about Vagina
In the workplace: Crabs in a bucket syndrome
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What do we do with this room in our new house?
Sleep In The Nude?
**Woman calls police. They brutalize and arrest her.
Ouch. Will someone please help Alvin Greene?
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Alvin may have been wearing a dress but he’s not a woman!
**Birthmarks, anyone?
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… **
Interesting…
You know you’re a Doper when …
Full Frontal Nudity
When you can’t resist the urge to strip naked in the condiment aisle at the supermarket, you know you’ve been a Doper for too long.
What’s the ice cream truck playing where you are?
Catching Pinworms-- Is This True? (TMI…Not For The Squeamish)
Catching pinworms-- is this true? Catching pinworms, is this true
Strolling through the shady lanes, my butt itches, what to do.
You wake at night, you gotta scratch
and that’s a very bad sign.
TMI for the squeamish,
Parasites in the summertime.
Nothing like the good ol’ standards.*
*other favorites are “The Vuvuzelas Played On” and “A Colostomy Built For Two”.
Do you have a family dialect?
We have bedbugs! horror
That’s not really a dialect, per se.
The stealth-bragging thread
I’m Divorced!
I am a HOMEOWNER!
I don’t think you guys are getting what stealth-bragging is.
**Life spiralling out of control
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… **
**The stealth-bragging thread
I am a HOMEOWNER!
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Dunno, caps isn’t very stealthy.
**World’s Cheapest Laptop: $35
The Shitbird **
The price is right, but the name needs a little work.
Historically based movies with gross inaccuracy
Louie
Yeah, if it’s about Pasteur or Braille it should be titled Louis.
Poll for Buddhists (& allies)
What do we do with this room in our new house?
First thing you do is take out the barbecue pit.
Finally! A smart sequential thread!
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery
Oh, please… anything but a sequel to that!
I thought this was apropos, since I started both these threads.