Cheney has no pulse
Why does your handwriting suck
No kidding, his handwriting should be steadier now.
Separated by one:
** What works best for you when you get brain freeze?
Cold Supermarkets **
**What works best for you when you get brain freeze?
Do Expensive Facials Really Work?
**
“I have to go to the spa, honey, I have … a brain freeze! Yeah, that’s it!”
Who woulda thunk sex noises would be so soothing? (thread is much less dirty than title implies)
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery
You play whatever tapes you want, I’m sticking to the morphine pump.
**Why are pharmacies so slow?
Biker Gangs and the Meth Trade
**
Yup, probably.
Questions for Straight Men about Vagina
Do you engage in "Magical Thinking?"
Just selecting these for this thread made me start giggling. 
Questions for Straight Men about Vagina
Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive?
Maybe, but your talk to your boss probably should use the word “vagina” as little as possible.
Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame
Hey! Anybody want some racist figurines?
I hear there’s going to be an estate sale.
**Business idea: Sedation Travel
Sleep In The Nude?**
Help me name my baby parrotlet
Anything/one interesting in your family tree?
Let’s see, there’s Not Dead Yet and Mr. Squawky.
** Another future Doper is born!
Naming your kids after…
Is your Doper name used in real life?**
** Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are?
Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason (sequel)**
“No reason”? Hey, there ain’t no sex like crazy sex!
**Can any Spanish speakers out there translate this for me?
My Ball is not so hard…
**
Sure! “Mi aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas”
** My Ball is not so hard…
The stealth-bragging thread **
You’re a subtle egotist, you are.
What is this strange kitchen implement?
Auxiliary cell phone antenna?
Correct! They make lousy egg beaters though.
Married gals who’ve kept your name…
Why are girls so mean?
Dude, get over it.
A couple of home networking questions
What are some effective but affordable ways to collaborate in real-time over long distances?
Wow! How big is your house?
Ah, matches!
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed
the "Shake Weight"
Really?
** I’ll pay my bail in fake cash and then demand a refund (or, some people are too stupid to live)
30 bucks for a box of groceries? **
It’s not so much if you use Fake Cash.