**What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?
Southern Insults **
I was thinking more along the lines of, “Meet little Bushy. Wiry is at school right now.”
**I just saw a shaved cat outside my window
Got Time To Kill? Interesting Idea…
Trimming one’s eyebrows
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But were the cat’s eyebrows shaved?
** Poll: What do you consider a “speed trap”?
“Reward” sex? **
**What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?
Chlorine and toenail fungus. **
Global Population: What to do about our ever growing species?
How has Mormonism survived modern scrutiny?
For my part, I refuse to ever watch “Big Love”.
What normal things do you feel no need for?
“Reward” sex?
** Poll: Sleep In The Nude?
So, what do I do about my anxiety problem?**
shrug Wear PJs? Bars on the window?
**What are some effective but affordable ways to collaborate in real-time over long distances?
Sleep In The Nude?
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Only if you use a webcam.
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?
**When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably?
Cheney has no pulse.**
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery
My Verizon Fios tuner doesn’t display channels
Uhm, what exactly was bypassed and why did it require surgery?
From GQ:
Under water orgasms and orifices
How would you destroy an erupting underwater volcano?
**At what point does potential personal harm trump personal freedom, if ever?
Japanese whale whores **
Some things are just over the line.
You forgot the song!
**Do we swear more today?
Ask the bastard from IT **
From what I’ve heard, they’d know.
Are there any universal vocal exclamations?
Do we swear more today?
Shit, yeah! Merda! Cacha!! Говно!!!
**Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing… **
Well, Mr. “Gotta-Get-Me-An-Axe,” how’s that working out for you?
** Cheney has no pulse
Ask the guy who just had emergency bypass surgery **
Curse you, Hypno-Toad, for spotti ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD