Finally! A smart sequential thread!

The “Willies,” “Shivers,” “Horrors”…
Does anyone else have trouble getting out and doing things?

Euuggghhhhhh! Yes!!!

What odd things did you grow up with that you thought were perfectly normal?
Ear muffs for dogs

**What normal things do you feel no need for?
Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido? **

:smack:

How would you destroy an erupting underwater volcano?
Under water orgasms and orifices

Oh, she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!
Oh, she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!
She’ll be coming underwater
So grab your chart and plotter
And she’ll come like Mt. Saint Helens when she comes!

Jobs reserved for women
Is there any biological way an organism can actually breath fire?

That woman working at the power company’s help desk sure scorched my phone.

(From new posts)

How much better will (can?) special effects get?
I just saw a shaved cat outside my window

Well, it doesn’t get much better than that!

The Green Hornet (original)
Loved the show, hated the character, so I stopped watching…

A bit late to be carrying a grudge, eh?

**
Just got an ADD diagnosis, and I couldn’t be happier!

Can’t concentrate**

Naming your kids after…
Phred Phelps & The Heathens Of Comic-Con. Newslink

Now come on, that’s just cruel.
Can’t concentrate
I just saw a shaved cat outside my window

I bet you see goblins on the wings when you fly, too.
**Let’s Debate Afghanistan In The Pit.
Enough with the Fuckin’ Vampires **

Afghanistan. Impoverished. Chaotic. War torn. Full of vampires. Let’s leave.

do I thaw frozen bananas?
vegan recipes

What is the fascination with superheroes in the movies?
Some people just have no taste in movies

Naming your kid after a fictional character
Sharktopus

I think that would get your kid laughed at.

Naming your kids after…
Phred Phelps & The Heathens Of Comic-Con. Newslink

For the love of God, why? :eek:

I don’t know. Ask Der Trihs

Trimming one’s eyebrows
Still Using Your iPad?

There’s an app for that?

Please explain “sweet tea” to me
Ask the bastard from IT

Is he from the South? South Asia is the wrong South.

How much work is involved in running a fantasy sports league?
Trimming one’s eyebrows

Is it that easy? Hot Razor League, here I come!

What’s with all the mini-fedoras these days?
Some people just have no taste in movies

Must be it. Watch more Bogart and see what a real hat looks like.

What’s with all the mini-fedoras these days?
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed

Next time, try a coonskin cap. I’ve been wearing mine ever since they aired Davy Crockett.

**Might invading North Korea be both a moral duty, and a sure thing?

When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably? **

Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido?
When was the last time you laughed uncontrollably?

Bwaahahaha… hahahahahaha… hahaha… haha…“raise my wife’s…?” …HAHAHAHAHA… hahahaha… hahaha… hahaha…

**Naming your kids after…
Trimming one’s eyebrows **

I’ll name the kids later! I’m busy right now!

Sheesh!