**Mel Gibson dials it up to 11 with new telephone recording.
Congratulations! You’re no longer a Jew!
**
You tell 'em, Mel!
We’re From The South, And We’re Fat: Latest Report on Obesity By State
I just rode the bumper-cars!
Soooooooo-WHEE, Lonnie! Them snow cones was great! Sorry I knocked your’n outta yor hayands when I crashed inta ya! Haw, haw, haw! That was handy-dander! Least ya kep’ yer mouf shut so ya didn’t lose that deep frahed Twinkie!
Daughter moving to Chicago. What should she know?
“Reward” sex?
Yeah, that’ll make her popular wherever she goes.
What should you put in a time capsule?
What are you afraid of?
Scorpions, layoffs, climate change, Alzheimer’s, Osama bin Laden - hey, we warned you to keep the damn thing sealed.
**I just rode the bumper-cars!
Never Ride In The Back Of A Pickup Truck!
Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame **
A three-fer! Also known as “how I learned to drive a cab”
Argentina Just Legalized Same Sex Marriage, And Everything Is Fine
I Was “The Other Man” And Now I’m Just Confused
I was “the other man” and now I’m confused.
What a lovely obituary
Poor guy never saw it coming.
Again, with the cute baby animals!
Answers sought in puppy death
Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame
What a lovely obituary
If you say “tea cake” what do you mean?
Please explain “sweet tea” to me
Horse Meat
Just as I suspected.
** Gadgets you bought and are thrilled with
No-Touch Hand Soap**
I was going to get you an oven mitt for your birthday, but I don’t know if you can handle the excitement.
The “Willies,” “Shivers,” “Horrors”…
Advice needed: what if you learned what a friend’s online date looks like?
In this case, I think friendship demands that you tell them. :eek:
Dog Humping Question
A male killed…‘in flagrante delicto’
Could you knock out an enraged chimp?
I steer clear of these interspecies love triangles.
Does anyone else have trouble getting out and doing things?
Ask the bastard from IT
'Cause I bet he just stays in and surfs for porn.
**A Serious Q for the Women - May be squicky for some
What are you afraid of?
“Reward” sex?
**
Southern Insults
More 'Southernisms’
Still Using Your iPad?
Ask the bastard from IT
I asked if he could fix it for me, and I haven’t seen it since.
Again, with the cute baby animals!
I just saw a shaved cat outside my window
From IMHO:
What normal things do you feel no need for?
Chlorine and toenail fungus.
Well, chlorine can be kind of useful.
Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame
Am I getting shafted?
That ain’t right.
Could you knock out an enraged chimp?
Another “should I call the vet” thread
It’s only stunned, it’ll come round in a minute.