Finally! A smart sequential thread!

** Design your own Glee episode
What can I do to stop getting canker sores? **

It’s a typical teen problem, but what kind of music should they use?

** Gadets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed

“Turn Left on Main St., you must!” **

How about the Yoda Speak and Spell?

(“Gadgets two Gs must have!”)

Answers sought in puppy death
It’s Alive!-A Bachelor Fridge MMP

Didn’t Herbert West have a cat in the fridge?

**Subtle ways to exercise at the office
“Reward” sex?
**
It’s only subtle if no one catches you.

What to do with 1/2 day free in Paris?
Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive?

If you have half the day off to do it, then it’s none of his business.

** You come into a huge fortune. What NON-frivolous do you buy?

“Reward” sex? **

Of course I deserve a reward! I’m rich!

Weird stuff you do habitually for no reason (sequel)
Give Blood.

Yeah, what do you waste your time doing that for?

** I need a new vacuum
Edward The Head

You come into a huge fortune. What NON-frivolous do you buy? **
I know what Ed the Head is gonna buy!

’Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended
Is your Doper name used in real life?

It was, which is why I no longer use “Gainesville RIpper”, “Smelly Bob”, “Gentleman Vampire” or “Tourist From Hell”.

Dang, I’m tired of these ripoff artists.

**“When to out a transgender dater”
“Reward” sex? **

Um, maybe just a bit earlier.
Pete Stark is a frickin’ idiot
Monogamy is for idiots

So, marital bliss for him, huh?

Help Old Fogey With DVD Burner Question
Bad Odor in the House

You may be taking “burn a DVD” too literally.

**What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex?
“Reward” sex? **

Gone from husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend to friends with benefits?

**what products are incriminating?
Chocolate or cheese? **

When they call it sinfully delicious, they aren’t joking!
It’s time for the return trip
Again, with the cute baby animals!

You just can’t stay away!

Why do some people find females farting cute?
What are you afraid of?

**How do you increase your wife’s libido?
Help me explain electricity to children (age range 4-12)
**

What are you afraid of?
Elevator Death - such a senseless shame

** Did anybody ever raise their wife’s libido?
Poll: What are you paying for a 1 gallon jug of 2% cow’s milk?**

Like they say - buy the cow, get free milk.

**Do you still make out with your SO?
Should I tell my boss we’re trying to conceive? **

What are you afraid of?
An etiquette question: how do you tell a complete stranger her butt is showing?

“Hey ma’am, your butt is showing!”

“How dare you!” WHOP!!!
Yeah, I’d be afraid of that possibility.

** Any of y’all want to sell your soul?
What a lovely obituary **