I thought this was cute for recently engaged…
Non-stick cast-iron
:dubious:
** Wankers who whine about tourists in their towns
Why do we have stop signs?**
It’s because of the @#$% TOURISTS!
There is an axe in my forehead with blood gushing…
Its my one year anniversary!
So, did you forget to buy her a gift or did you buy her a bad one?
What might this animal have been?
Is my daughter too young to start shaving her legs?
I’m guessing she should have started quite awhile ago.
Main page sequential:
Meet Dixie…the new Doper Dog
Why hasn’t this thing been banned yet?
We’re tough on animal acts.
What causes heart attacks?
Adding extra monitors to a pc running Vista.
**Getting to know (prospective) in-laws
Dick = Richard. Is that a generational thing? **
I’ve always thought that my brother-in-law = dick.
**Most Dangerous Means of Transportation?
Chelsea motherfucking Clinton…
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That’s not very nice!
If I hear the words “I only date tall guys” one more time…
There is a dead cat in the front yard
:eek: Dude, you’re mental!
Time Travel Question…
What is this weird bug?
First we’ll need to see a photo and second we need to know what time period you got it from.
**What’s the best restaurant you’ve ever been to?
Jane Austen’s Fight Club **
But I can’t talk about it.
**Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy.
I’m (finally) pregnant! **
I’d get a refund if I were you …
** Chelsea motherfucking Clinton…
You’re in denial that you knocked her up**
It’s one of my many faults.
Is This A Fox In My Yard?
Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy.
How the hell would he know?
Poll: Blonde or Blond?
What’s the name of a woman who has black hair?
This is a trick question, isn’t it?
**What does the French phrase “comme ci, comme ca” mean to you?
Nice burps. **
Why haven’t these liberal things been banned?
Hamburgers Or Cheeseburger?
You’d best stick to Freedom Fries
**How long would you wait before having sex with someone?
Hispanic vs Latino vs Chicano? **
Give me three South American Ladies, a bottle of Viagra and a stopwatch. I’ll get back to you. Eventually.
Be on the lookout for aurora borealis tomorrow
Westboro Baptist Church’s new target
Yes, God hates the aurora borealis.
**The Offensive Joke Thread
Drunk Kills Nun
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Well, it’s no Aristocrats, but it has potential.
** Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well **
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Drunk Kills Nun **
The Coen brothers are looking at this.