More weird shit in everyday life
WTF? My hair is stabbing me in the foot!
Use less spiking glue.
SDMB Photo geeks, is there something else I could have done to get this shot?
Dinosaur with smaller forelimbs then T-Rex?
Bummer it didn’t work out dude.
** Happy birthday, Bob, BTW, there’s a helicopter in your yard… This week’s MMP
More weird shit in everyday life **
**Why did you put gum in the waterless urinal?
Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy. **
Meet Dixie… the New Doper Dog!
Army Dog Story
Now this I gotta hear.
**The Dirty Trick **
**I’m (finally) pregnant! **
sponsered by Trojan
**Let’s haggle over carpeting
Poll: Blonde or Blond? **
Depends on if it’s a man or a woman!
**Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
Bad customers…Bad Bad Bad Customers **
You’ll need to be…disciplined. No receipt for you!
Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
Have you ever wished you didn’t love a given person?
Strangely apt - I am going to hell for laughing when I saw it.
** Has Obama spent a million dollars to hide his birth certificate?
Hispanic vs Latino vs Chicano? **
Isn’t it supposed to Kenyan? 
**Gross insect stories?
Adventures in Etymology
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I think you’re missing an “n”.
Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn?
Yay I don’t think Mr. Fishburne wants you drooling over his daughter.
** Why haven’t these liberal things been banned?
Why hasn’t this thing been banned yet?**
Banned name!
** More weird shit in everyday life
Drunk Kills Nun **
A remake of The Magnificent Seven
Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn?
Would this be the long awaited, “The Magnificent Seven Inches?”
**Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
He’s Not Ready For A Child, And I’m Sad. **
That first one seems to be compatable with a lot of others.
Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy.
Chavez, you glorious loon!
The Americans made me do it!!!
pop goes the weasel
Origin of nautical terms
This is a new one on me. “Hard-a-port”, “Furl the topsails” and “Arrrr!” have obvious derivations, but “pop goes the weasel” is inexplicable, unless Bozo’s Clown Ship sailed the seven seas.
**Upstairs neighbor is a peeping tom (listener), what should I do?
Dirty talk: Do you like it?
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Men: Do you prefer Porn or your woman?
Poll: Okay, let’s be honest: what are you addicted to?
**Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry!
Bad customers…Bad Bad Bad Customers! **
Sorry, not incomprehensible, and pretty universal.
** Posting Nude Pictures Under a Pseudonym
Toe Typing Saves the Day**
I didn’t do it! See, those aren’t my fingerprints on the keyboard!
What surprises have your pets brought home for you?
Help me name my new kitten
I’m totally reminded of one of my favorite cartoons ever.