Computer-retarded people make me cry.
Ask the bastard from IT
The Bicyclist Plot!
I’m (finally) pregnant!
So, the plot is drive by impregnation?
Help me name my new kitten
We’re getting a puppy!!!
Don’t mock the poor kitty with a name like that!
**If an immigrant disrepects your flag.
The Voice of God **
“Hands off the flag. NOW.”
Men: Do you prefer Porn or your woman?
What Is Your God Like?
Whoa, you don’t want to start messing with deities. They might grant you eternal life but forget to give you eternal youth, or something like that.
What do you like about the gender you’re attracted to?
Nice burps.
It’s true. Men are pigs, but women… they even burp genteelly.
**To hell with Chelsea Clinton, Lisa Simpson is getting married today!
Lisa’s Wedding was this past Sunday! **
Oh, damn. I guess I missed it, then.
Celibacy
I Am a Lawyer
I thought you screwed people over constantly.
What happened to Dave Chappelle?
Nazi human skin lampshades
Poor guy.
What surprises have your pets brought home for you?
Hgtv gays and illegal aliens
**Why are Oreos so addictive?
Dog poop in the water supply **
It would explain the brown colour.
Poll: The Voice of God
Is it ever acceptable to use the term “retarded” when referring to a dumb person?
NO. THOU SHALT USE THE TERM “DUMBASS”.
How do you volunteer for jury duty?
Jury nullification questions
Thanks, but we won’t be needing you today.
**The bed is on fire with passionate love
Celibacy**
Feast or famine, huh?
** Alex Rodriguez hits 600th home run
Huge successes then, completely forgotten now**
2 days later, it’s like he never existed.
** I Am a Lawyer
Help me name my new kitten**
Sorry, naming kitties has been outsourced to India.
I started both these threads, now sequential:
** TV characters whose life is a fantasy camp.
How much money would House make? **
House’s name came up in the first one.
**Why are Oreos so addictive?
Dog poop in the water supply
**
Oreos, they’re pooptastic!
**Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
Topics You Can’t Shut Up About **
Poll: Common-sensian or Reasonarian? What to name my new religion.
Girls who wear flowers behind their ears/in their hair…
I guess “Hippie” was already taken, huh?
Poll: The Voice of Satan
Favorite nursery rhyme?
Little child, come play with me now
Your soul is mine to wheedle,
I’ll dunk you in a lake of fire
Pop! goes the weasel.
What is the argument against French healthcare?
Will Bush Bashing help?
Not now that he’s out of office.