Laurence Fishburne daughter in porn?
Kill it with fire
Porn or his daughter? :eek:
How do you find a good psycho therapist?
Is it ever acceptable to use the term “retarded” when referring to a dumb person?
Not to a good psycho therapist it isn’t
So I just got bit by my neighbor’s dog
How did they know?!
The screaming and blood were probably a clue…
Is Afghanistan “Worth It”?
Will Bush Bashing help?
Nope, it still won’t be worth it. But go ahead and bash him anyway, it’s fun!
I think I have found the Love of my Life!
Celibacy
Well, that’s thinking outside the box.
Hugh Hefner is cool? Why??
The Voice of Satan
Ah, he sold his soul. I knew it!
I think I have found the Love of my Life!
Celibacy
Whatever turns you on (or off) . . .
That’s obviously what someone who’s joining a religious order would say. 
Not a sequential thread, but a funny juxtaposition of thread title and last user posted:
anyone heard from twickster?
*Last new post:*Today 02:23 PM by twickster
Problem solved …
Who profited from the subprime crisis/recession?
Primates and Twins
Not who you’d think!
Dirty talk: Do you like it?
What are your recollections of the “Sputnik moment”?
Oh yeah baby. There was a lot of thrust, and then I went into orbit, if you get my drift…
Girls who wear flowers behind their ears/in their hair…
How Many Names Will You Answer to in a Crowded Room?
Hey Rose, Petunia, Lilly, whatever your name is, come here a minute.
** Poll: The Voice of Satan
Need help on wedding!**
Oooh, let’s see. Black velvet gown? Lovely, my child. Dogs, pigs and goats as bridesmaids? Excellent. Don’t forget the high priest’s traditional invocation as you approach the altar:
"Oh Satan, Spirit of the Earth, God of Liberty, open wide the gates of Hell, and come forth from the abyss by these names:“Satan! Beelzebub! Leviathon! Asmodeus! Abaddon!”
You may kiss the bride.
Where do all these porn actors come from?
Tall plants for my room
:eek: Those tall plants contain pods. Destroy them if you can. Until then, don’t fall asleep or you’ll be absorbed by a duplicate who will go into the porn industry!
Just seen in MPSIMS:
Sexual obsession & mid-life crisis; this can’t end well
How you doin’: the Doper romance thread.
Cafe Society:
critique my banana bread recipe?
Kill it with fire
So…too much nutmeg?
**What’s for dinner tonight?
The tripple whammy of sugar, salt and fat **
So that’s the whole obesity thing explained.
** WY or Bust: Is This a Crazy Plan?
It’s time for gay reparations. So what do you guys want? Money, 40 acres & a mule… what?**
West Virginia would welcome an influx of gay homesteaders. But remember, all of those 40 acres are uphill.
Ideas for a picnic lunch?
How do you decide what’s for dinner?
What’s for dinner tonight?
critique my banana bread recipe?
Misleading trailers that ruined the movie for you
Sherlock Holmes and The Klan
The movie didn’t have Sherlock Holmes or the KKK in it at all! :mad:
Help with writing numbers as words
M-o-o-n spells TEN???
Uhhh, WY = Wyoming, WV = West Virginia.
I was reading expecting a rather decent Brokeback Mountain joke, and was sorely disappointed.
I want my money back.
** Happy birthday, Bob, BTW, there’s a helicopter in your yard… This week’s MMP
Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary. **
** What kind of jobs did special forces do in the Vietnam war?
Cake…Cold or room temp? **
That was a job given to the very special forces.
What Is Your God Like?
Girlfriends and porn
And don’t leave out the beer. 