**Ideas for a picnic lunch?
McD’s lunch in the morning? **
Wouldn’t be my first choice
**What’s the motive for going after Lance Armstong? Is it racially motivated?
The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes,
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Yeah, when will someone go after THEM?
ISWYDT.
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How much sex in World of Warcraft?
Bakers Dozen**
Thanks for the quantification - what are the units?
**How does Google or Mapquest figure out the quickest way to Point A to Point B?
Taking the Inside Curve **
Advice for sleeping in your car.
What do genetic blood ties mean to you
Obviously they don’t mean very much, or I wouldn’t be sleeping in this f*&%ing car.
Embarrassingly simple algebra help required
Light and Momentum
What is the name for this faulty logic: Low average age of rock stars at death?
Altitude Sickness?
No, that’s not it.
Knee pain
Not, not that either.
**What Is Your God Like?
Police totaly out of control **
Yep. Always with the smiting and the tasing and the profiling and the doughnuts.
Don’t smite me bro!
**The wittiest spur of the moment retort you’ve ever used
The weasels have a point **
Yep, devastatingly witty. Highly recommended for your next performance review.
Not quite sequential, but:
Would A “Dark Suit” Show Blood Or Hide It?
How Much Money Is In A Cell Phone Store?
We have interesting hobbies here.
It’s my first day of law school!
The weasels have a point
Wow, one day and they’ve already started corrupting you. They’re good.
Economic Craziness from the Democrats
The Blood of Christ
“With this vial of divine blood, we can replicate the miracle of loaves and fishes and feed the poor! Even better, with research we believe that the miracle of water to wine can be modified to produce cheap petrochemicals instead!”
The wittiest spur of the moment retort you’ve ever used
Google has failed me! What percentage of drowning victims can swim?
That’ll leave 'em scratching their heads! The first sentence alone is probably sufficient.
“You’re a hopeless ninny!”
“Google has failed me!”
The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes,
Paying off the National Debt - Why won’t this work?
Because when we asked them to, they told oss to f*** off in 3.75 different languages?
Question for very tall men.
Advice for sleeping in your car.
Don’t buy a used Metro?
Pick Your Armageddon
Economic Craziness from the Democrats
Very well, let the destruction of America begin!
"Never Had a Factually Innocent Defendant" – Seriously, Bricker?
The Brits, the Scots , the Finns, the Danes, the Swedes,
Are all guilty. Every last one of them.
Songs to play at your funeral.
Songs set in Los Angeles
But I’ve never been to LA.
I’m (finally) pregnant!
London Cabbies the "World’s Friendliest"
hey, there’s friendly, and there’s *too *friendly.
Hugh Hefner is cool? Why??
Celibacy
Nawww, I’m pretty sure that’s not it.
** Hugh Hefner is cool? Why??
Advice for sleeping in your car.**
If you think Hef is cool, you’ll probably wind up sleeping in your car.
**Levi Johnston for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska
Look! A reasonable politician seen in the wild!
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** Posting Nude Pictures Under a Pseudonym
"Aha! THAT’S what that Dopername means! **
You’ve been outed.
It’s my first day of law school!
Holy hell, I’m freakin’ DYING here!
Tougher than you expected, eh?