Hello. I am a racist.
Stop trying to convince me to buy a house!
But if you don’t, the black people will move in!!!
Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap?
Poop eating - Just Say No!
Yeah, just say no, 'cause the crap will still smell just as bad.
Do you like being the driver on trips?
Assist me with a trip to Canada?
I don’t know you, and are you going to pay my way?
First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV
What do you watch on Christmas Day in the US?
White man passes as black in 19th century NYC
discrimination laws and who they DON’T work for.
People pretending to be other races?
Snuffleupagus was finally made visible on Sesame Street because of children being sexually abused
First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV
Oh, that’s–that’s just wrong.
How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story
Dropping a Dime, on your neighbor?
Sorry, I had to turn you in for these shenanigans. The neighbors shouldn’t have to witness this type of stuff.
**And now I got a job!
How I set my testicles afire…
I’ve got a new job. **
I assume that roasting your own prunes on the job will cause most employers to terminate your employment…
**Holy shit, barnfire!
How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story
**
Testicles as big as a barn?
Now it’s:
** I’ve got a new job.
I’ve got a job!
And now I got a job!
And now I’ve got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job! **
I’ve got a job!
And now I’ve got… well, I don’t. But my sister’s got a job!
And now I got a job!
I’ve got a new job.
Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway…
Finally! A smart sequential thread!
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
How I set my testicles afire…share your dumb story
Ah venereal disease.
Fighting a traffic ticket – please share experiences
How well can you Wink?
You have to have a super sexy wink to win this.
Apparently, I’ve been mugged in England…, Today, I am a man.
In the United States, we just do it by turning 21, on crime involved. Usually.
Disappointed in Obama? Know Someone better?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager
But how does she feel about being a consolation prize?
** Woman, your dog neither speaks nor understands English.
You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch!**
Are you sure? That sounds like what her dog would say!
I’m madly in love.
I just stupidly destroyed a pan.
That fling with Rachael Ray is over now, huh?.
Fighting a traffic ticket – please share experiences
What do you do with your dead animals?
You can hurl a dead possum at the judge. This is satisfying but tends to result in stiffer fines.
What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
If I eat Mentos and chug a soda, will I explode?
Another variation of pull my finger joke.
disappointed in Obama? Know Someone Better ???
So… I’ve got this rapist cat.
Repairing severely damaged hair?
Does appearance affect sexuality?
Sometimes when I wake up I think…
I’ve got a job!