Ack - didn’t notice that at least 2 others had posted the exact same juxtaposition. This one is NOT one that bears repeating!
White man passes as black in 19th century NYC
I am now officially cool
They had wiggers even back then? Who knew?
Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary.
Hosting a foreign exchange student
Well, we thought Raghib was down in the basement working on his science project…
**O Doperi qui Latinitatem regunt! Adjuvate me!
Applying different surfaces to balls**
Whatever floats your boat, dude.
I’ve got a new job.
I’ve got a job!
Yeah, and I’ve checked to make sure it wasn’t the same poster twice. There’s been several of those lately, woohoo!
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch! **
I guess that the GOPs stand on Medicare taken care of.
**Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway…
I must stop looking at crotches **
Looking at customer crotches all the time will likely get you fired.
Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
Old Love
It’s not likely to get you any more sex.
If you were going to panhandle for money at highway offramp or intersection, what would you wear?
Relatively inexpensive fragrant body wash?
Don’t let your smell give you away as having money.
Need song suggestions for a wedding.
Chain Lightning, only romantic Rush song?
Well alright if you want to get all gooey, but I’d recommend “Enter Sandman” or “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road”.
**What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten?
Unexpected “ow!” **
We’re pulling out of Iraq.
Unexpected "ow!"
We got the unexpected “ow” by going into Iraq.
Toilet paper vs. hand: is the latter really more sanitary?
What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
…
Why does Michael Nesmith still have such a stick up his ass about the Monkees?
What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
Ummm… how do you feel about the Monkees?
** I love my dog (mostly)–advice sought for barky pooch
Is your spouse your best friend?**
Unfortunately she’s barky too. She and the dog both love belly rubs, however.
What’s up with child rearing today?
Potential starvation
Yes, using food only to reward good behavior is an excellent training philosophy.
What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
Toilet paper v hand: is the latter really more sanitary?
This is the point of toilet paper.
Whats up with child rearing today?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager
Fast meal ideas
First Oral Sex Scene on Network TV
It may not be fast food, but it sure is eating out.
Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap?
I just stupidly destroyed a pan.
Once you incinerate the crap I guess it doesn’t stink.
Id this recent men’s hairstyle?
Funeral Fashion
**Why does Michael Nesmith still have such a stick up his ass about the Monkees?
Musicians Whose Weakest Works Get the Most Airplay **
Asked and answered
Reminds me of a couple of stupid jokes that were around when I was a kid.
The first one was something like:
Kid 1: “Which hand do you use to wipe your butt with?”
Kid 2: “I use my left hand.” or “I use my right hand.”
Kid 1: “Really? Because I use toilet paper”
(It’s funny when you’re 8)
Or another one, which I forget exactly how it goes, but it’s almost the opposite. You pretend to be a Martian, shake another kids hand, get them to say that they use toilet paper, then mention that on Mars you use your hand. Again, funny when you’re 8.
**This One’s for Der Trihs, Pay Attention.
The Insomnia Thread **
Jaysus… you got that right!