My dad is getting under my nerves! Plus, how do I search for a condo? (long)
Hate where you live?
Need you ask?
**Ask the Dude Who can Explain David Blaine’s Magic.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Bertka are expecting twins!! **
How do two men have twins? Magic?
** Marijuana Side Effect Question
I scanned my face! **
That sort of behaviour could be a side effect.
Poll: Who dies first?
Ask the reformed criminal.
Can’t we just ask your favorite flower?
I am now officially cool
I scanned my face!
All the cool kids are doing it.
Woman, your dog neither speaks nor understands English
You’re sick? Well, I’m a self-entitled bitch!
Sounds like that female dog just understands English all too well. At least she’s honest about not caring about your illness…
This is just wrong but I can’t help myself.
**What is the most you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?
“A dingo’s got my baby”: 30 years since the disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain**
**Need creative ideas for funding child custody legal battle!
My son is crying (kindergarten) **
Better hurry …
**How did you find the Straight Dope?
I am now officially cool **
Preaching to the choir, man …
(This last one I’m marking in spoiler space because it could be construed as making light of a Doper’s personal problem)
What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten?
So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member
**“A dingo’s got my baby”: 30 years since the disappearance of Azaria Chamberlain
Odd name for a kids theme park **
On the contrary, I foresee great success for the “Dingo’s Got My Baby” theme park. Fun for the whole family!
What’s the weirdest gift you’ve gotten?
Celibacy
Uh… did you get a gift receipt?
Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry!
I must stop looking at crotches
Neutering older dogs
Organ donor question
August 2010 Weight Loss
Ask the Chick Who’s Seven Months Pregnant
Alright! Just two more months and you’ll lose about 8lbs. 
I bet I’m the only person on this board who likes…
I Want Your Sex… and other sexy songs…
No, I’m pretty sure lots of people like sexy songs.
Sorry about the triple post, but I thought that these two threads were perfect
Huge successes then, completely forgotten now
Thoughts about the Gabor family
Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary.
Trap shooting on a budget
There are certain things you shouldn’t jury rig. Your results are a crap shoot or worse.
Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
Oh, I love the Sound of Sonic Booms in the Morning …
I never want to hear the neighbor’s loud sex described in this way.
Am I missing something about window A/C?
Are wind turbines worth it?
Wind turbines are not a type of AC, they just produce AC power.
** Seems Lucas didn’t only screw up the prequels…
How long did the Jedi influence thing work? **
Through Episodes 4,5, & 6. Then it DIED!!
Oh, I love the Sound of Sonic Booms in the Morning …
the Sing yer li’l ol’ heart out MMP
Not everyone wants to set their clock radio to the station playing the Ethel Merman retrospective.
** Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member **
:eek:
**What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten?
Hosting a foreign exchange student **
A Swedish foreign exchange student? Thanks, Dad!
**So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member
I am now officially cool **
Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
Yippy, I have a job…for a short while anyway…
**So I Just Got Molested By A Family Member
I am now officially cool **
:eek:
I’ll remain boring and un-hip, thank you very much! :eek: