**What Animal Are We LEAST Related To?
Monkeys **
It’s my new theory of counter-evolution! Yes, actually, I do have a newsletter. Do you want to subscribe?
I wanb to switch banks. Where should I put my money?
Ask the reformed criminal.
Can we all just agree…
E=mc2 is a liberal conspiracy
I don’t agree with that at all.
What’s the motive for going after Lance Armstong? Is it racially motivated?
“nigger” vs “the n-word” in discussions of the word itself
But Armstrong is white.
** Can we all just agree…
What’s for dinner tonight?’ **
I think it’s unlikely
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Remember that coed that vanished after police put her back on street sans car or cellphone?
Just got a job on the North Slope.
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So they found her…
**Moving to Italy. Any advice?
Simple pleasures**
Good advice no matter where you’re moving to.
**You Know You Rely on The Internet Too Much When…
Quasi takes to the road [edited title]
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I can’t help it! I have to find out what happens to Quasi, and the Internet is the only way to find out!
rabbits stink
When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…
I assume they stink when they’re completely dead too.
** Woman, your dog neither speaks nor understands English.
You Beat your Dogs 2 Months Ago Because You’re Frustrated with Them, so You Adopt Another Dog**
There’s your problem…the poodles don’t speak English. “Mauvais chien! Descendre le canapé ou je te frapperai avec le journal!!!”
**Poll: A Poll: Have you ever committed a crime?
Ask the reformed criminal. **
Shortest poll in SDMB history.
Quasi takes to the road [edited title]
It’s a hot time in the old town tonight!
When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…
Hi, little spider!
**Simple pleasures
Are there personal cooling devices that work in high humidity **
Dining in Denver
decisions, decisions…
** Say something incomprehensible in the jargon of your industry!
I am Inigo Montoya. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses! **
So, it’s listed as “meats and cheeses” on your expense account, huh? :dubious:
**I wanb to switch banks. Where should I put my money?
Child Support **
Might as well, before the judge makes you do it anyway…
When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…
Simple pleasures
Ah, the steam rising from a freshly run-over opossum on a chilly Autumn morn! The sunlight shining off the red blood and the light tan innards! Tufts of fur blowing on the morning breeze like dandelions!
How many fatalities have you seen?
A Poll: Have you ever committed a crime?
I said seen, not caused! :mad:
Seeing the “real America”
Has Anyone Here Got Their Kicks On Route 66?
**Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary.
I must stop looking at crotches **
**Old Love
No LSD required… **
Monkeys
Don’t ask for medical/legal advice here, please
Cause of death: Feet licked by bear?
Marijuana Side Effect Question
dog vs. cat - who would win in a steel-cage death match?
How many fatalities have you seen?
Seeing the "real America"
When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…
Simple pleasures
Diary of a Zombie Hunter