Are anyone else’s doctor visits like this?
When Armadillos Attack…a Tale of Terror
Similar. Only, my doctor usually uses red rock crabs. (Hellish obscenities and damnable crustaceans!)
False Teeth and a Chihuahua
Sentence fragments you would (or wouldn’t) want in your obituary.
Mark that one as “wouldn’t.”
How to (nicely) refuse a flakey couple wanting to join your vacation?
social behavior of southern baptists
Great idea! Tell 'em you’ll work nonstop during the trip to get them saved for Jesus. They’ll suddenly realize they have other plans.
Does your religion endorse “survival cannibalism”?
How many different addresses have you had?
I’ve had to move around a lot.
Indie (and indie-ish) rock/folk from the last few years
Iranian Protest Song - Uses Pink Floyd
The Song That Vanished Completely
An indie Iranian folk protest song that vanished completely? Sounds interesting. Too bad we’ll never learn anything about it.
**Why Would an African American Dislike Direct Deposit?
Swollen feet and ankles **
You need to try the low-salt direct deposit.
**What’s the weirdest gift you’ve GIVEN?
I Give Up! **
7-Up? Throw up?
**What is the weirdest gift you’ve gotten?
False Teeth and a Chihuahua **
** The Morality of Stripping Elves
Oh, good! A New Constitutional Theory of Privacy!**
**Tell the story of the grossest thing you ever cleaned from your kitchen or fridge
Today, I am a man. **
What did you clean up?
** What exactly can the POTUS do?
Left-handed Vulcan salute **
You know, Obama does look Vulcanish.
Is the US, basically, a Scottish nation?
What would it take for George W. Bush to mend his reputation?
Capturing the Loch Ness monster, or even better, being eaten by it.
I seem to recall reading somewhere he is a Trekkie.
(I think he needs to remind America of this, to get back in their good books. Maybe start his State of the Union addresses with the Vulcan salute. And/or present it in Klingon. Or declare war on the Romulans.)
**How did conservatives create such a powerful grassroots movement recently
Pineapple and Jell-o **
It was better than the left’s alfalfa and tofu surprise.
Why did our prehistoric ancestors migrate out of Africa?
Cats in heat
‘Those damned cats are driving me insane with their noise! I tell you, Thag, either the cats go, or we go.’
And so humans migrated out of Africa, and the lions are still there.
Remember me? Umm. . .no.
Roadside memorials
Tell the story of the grossest thing you ever cleaned from your kitchen or fridge
Remember that coed that vanished after police put her back on street sans car or cellphone?
:eek:
You Know You Rely on The Internet Too Much When…
Maegling is born!
Too much Internet use impregnates you with maeglings?
Quasi takes to the road
When roadkill is only Mostly Dead…
(Be careful out there, Quasi!)
** Who lives in the Vatican?
Perpetrators of horribly stupid crimes **
Best not to make a witty comment.
** Men: How quickly do you fall asleep after sex?
What else would you look for in a bookstore?**
Besides opportunities for sex and a cozy spot for a nap afterwards…hmmm…no, I can’t think of anything else I need in a bookstore.