Ao, we got one of those “virgin mobile” phones.
We’re not going to activate it until the end of the month, but it cost $35 and we expect to pay about $7 a month to use it.
I can’t tell you how much i fucking HATE our fucking cell phone. It’s not like $40 a month is a huge expense, but it’s just like flushing money down the god damn toilet. I need to pay $40 a month for the $5 per month that I actually need it. Some months go by, I don’t talk on it for ONE MINUTE.
And, whatever stupid plan we signed up for in the first place had us locked in through October. And we signed up for that one because the ones that let you get out of your agreement sooner charge you a premium for the privilege. There oughta be a fucking law.
So, I got the phone on line, but I originally went into Radio Shack to see what they had.
I told the girl, “yeah, I’m trying to pick a plan. We use about 400 minutes a year.”
She goes, “you mean a month?”
“No, a year.”
We ended up not getting it there. I went in for the third time last week and the little shelves for the information pamphlets for Virgin and TracFone were empty. I said, “do you have any of the information for the Virgin or TracFone?”
She walks over and looks at the shelves and she goes, “no, sorry, usually we have the pamphlets out.”
I tried not to be rude, but I couldn’t stop from saying, “No, usually you don’t because this is the third time I’ve been in here in the last month and you haven’t had them at any time.”
She tried to sell me on the Verizon and Cingular pay as you go, but with both of those, YOU STILL NEED TO PAY LIKE $30 A MONTH and THEN pay as you go, so it’s going to be $40 a month anyway. Re-fucking-tarded.
There isn’t a month that goes by that I don’t think, “I fucking hate you cell phone.” I hate the bastards who sold it to us. I hate paying for it. I hate level 5 on push-push. I hate the way they got you over a barrel like no other subscription service. I hate it’s stupid ring.
I can’t wait to call those fuckers up and tell 'em, “cancel my fucking service, fuckers.”