Finally....I Found The Perfect Man

Yep…believe it or not…after nine years I have met him. He is tall, dark and very handsome.
He doesn’t say very much. He never gets in the way. He doesn’t complain about what I do wrong. He always wears the right clothing…never stripes with plaids. He always smiles. He thinks that I look just fine just the way I am. He totally accepts me as I am. He always understands me. I do have a problem getting him to pull his fair share of the housework and the financial end. But sometimes you just have to accept the limitations in a relationship.
Hey…hold on a minute and I’ll blow him up so you can meet him. I got this nifty air pump when I met him.

“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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HaHaHaHaHa . . . oh me , teeheehee

I thought he was gonna be made of gingerbread. Hey whatever works babe, whatever works.

Hey Fuzz… does he have a brother?


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

Sure Sue, “PlasticKen2”

No Gab…sorry you are wrong. His name isn’t Ken…it’s Adam. His brother’s name is John.
And Sue…I’d be glad to introduce you to his brother. I’ll mail him to you tomorrow…but you’ll have to get your own pump.


“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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You didn’t mention if he was a blow-hard? Careful, he might be full of hot air.

I think I dated his sister… wonderful girl, but strange. One time we were making out and I bit her on the tit. She farted and then flew out the window. Never saw her again.


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Why are guys supposed to be: “He is tall,
dark and very handsome?”

Sounds like a cliche.

Sounds like Coldfire :wink:

You’re inflatable too?


Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

Short, pale, and ugly ain’t exactly inspiring, is it?

Besides, I think the cliches that abound concerning the ideal woman are much more worrisome.

And here I thought this was a thread about Coldfire!

:wink:


-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion

Tall, pale, and handsome here.

And if a nice girl asks, trying to inflate me might just be fun. :slight_smile:

Midsized, slightly wide and comfortable here…

Oh my ghod, I just realized…I’m a sedan!!


>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<

—The dragon observes

Tall of stature, dark of hair and eye, handsome of face.

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Skinny as a rake, weird as a goose, and as motivated as a very non-motivated thing.


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yaknow, i think that ‘tall, dark, handsome’ thing is really sorta a euphemism for what turns on an individual woman. for instance, altho i do like tall, i far prefer fair-haired guys & am always quite wary of very handsome ones. the ‘perfect man’ doesn’t have to be, well, the perfect man.

the blow-up part, tho, hmm, i do like 'em a bit more substantial than that. otoh, altho a gorgeous bod is nice to look at, it also isn’t an absolutely necessary component of what turns me on.

an intelligent, interesting, interested-in-all-kindsa-stuff kinda guy who makes me laugh & helps me remember why i should feel good about myself would be the big winner. in fact, he is a big winner.

Yes, but if you women talk about a guy as being ‘handsome’ this means that he is handsome in general. Or attractive to a lot of women.

So, if you are a woman & the guy you are with is attractive to a lot of women, which means a lot of women are going to put the make on him, wouldn’t that be sort of a drawback?

      • How many women have had a confrontation over a guy? I ask because of the last post: - say we have a boyfriend & girlfriend. Now say another guy comes sniffin’ around: the boyfriend is supposed to tell him to get lost, traditionally. I hear a lot of this type of situation. When another lady comes trawling around, I rarely ever hear of the girlfriend getting rid of the interloper - this could be something that happens when the guys aren’t around, or maybe guys are morons and they never notice, but seeing it would impress me greatly. And it’s not about just seeing chicks fight; it’s about someone wanting you to themselves so much that they’ll drive off any others. How often do girls fight over boys? - MC