His list of requirements is about as long and hopeless as Mary’s! I don’t see him getting married anytime soon.
http://myweekends.homepage.com/index.html
Would you date him? Or sleep with him?
Well I have my standards: grammar, literacy and a coherent thought process are definitely a plus in my book. :rolleyes:
Answering the question - no and no. I think there is deinitely a prenuptual aggreement in this boy’s future (if he is so lucky).
Wow. Impressive.
Luckily I fail miserably to his standards. (I wear jeans, I have long straight blond hair…oh well.) So no dating for me, sigh, back to the grind.
I think Mary and Weekender would be a fine match.
What a wanker. Date him? Sleep with him? I don’t think I’d let him wash my car.
I started reading his “diary” and felt sick to my stomach. I’m no prude but the thought of that guy writing about his Penthouse Forum adventures is just too repulsive.
I don’t understand why he’s so concerned about “absoluelty no putting hair behind the ears”. It’s so Serlin-esque.
I also want to know why, if he’s with 2 women who fit the marriage requirement and 1 who fits the sex requirement, he’ll suddenly be available again in January.
I think this quote is my favorite (and explains a lot):
:gasp:
Bahahahahahaha!
Oh my lawd.
What cracks me up about this guy is he wants: “you must be a coll grad (no bullshit schools either, div 1-a university, of course ivy is the preferred)) your job must be of a professional status…”, but these are part of his requirements of a sex partner.
But… if you read his little stories down at the end of the page, you’ll notice: “well, i noticed the cheerleader i went out wioth 2 weeks ago…”
Ok, I get it! It doesn’t matter what you did in college, right? She could have been a cheerleader that majored in “General Studies” and minored in “Blowing the Football Team”… actually, by the sound of it, that’s what he’d prefer. Any woman able to graduate from a university has the brain cells to avoid this slimeball, thank god.
Anyone else see his double standards on dating–his woman must be with him only, but he’s allowed to have his freedom–hell, he’s dating a few chicks at a time.
What a fucking waste of bandwidth and oxygen.
I think that is the worst web site I have ever seen.
Thanks, SaxFace, for the best laugh today.
Oh my. I think that I would be disqualified on all counts!
Thanks, Sax. I needed a good giggle today.
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/gpsi/00200_personal/ad.shtml
He says the personal ad is a joke, but believe me, it’s only about a 10% joke. 