Find a loophole in THIS, if you can

“I wish for my life, health, sanity, and freedom of thought and action to be forever preserved save by my own free uncoerced will, ageless save for the positive effects of healing, new learning, and regeneration, in my own form save by my own free uncoerced will, with the ability to extend these benefits to others without restriction or losing them myself, and with the power to rescind them as I desire, with no harmful or deleterious side effects to or curses upon anyone for any reason.”

How’s that for a wish? :wink:

I’m no lawyer but it looks good to me… Why? Did you find a genie and is hiding it from us, the teeming millions? If so I demand a wish as being the first to reply to your question!

You didn’t metion “no turning my left pinky green.” Sheesh.

Praise to the Invisible Pink Unicorn!