http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/
I’m a Dreidal
I am an Apple “sensuous, voluptuous and may lead you astray”
Who knew?
And BTW, Chocolate is not a vice! (It’s a crutch to help me through the day.)
I, am a toaster, my friends…
I’m a toaster! Don’t abuse my power, for I will burn you. Damn skippy.
I am a toaster too.
Beer, Chocolate, Sex!
I’m an apple too. Wow. I can’t wait to tell my potential sweetie, she’ll get a kick out of it.
I am a sock… I am an island.:rolleyes:
That pocket calculator wasn’t designed for pockets.
I am a calculator… old fashioned at heart but open to new technology.
Well, if I wasn’t open to new technology I would probably be an abacus 
http://www.annoyyourfriends.com/quiz/curling.html
Yep, I am a curling stone. I can be hard and unyielding, yet I let people push me around.
I am tapioca pudding.
All I have to say is … I gotta start spreading my seed around.
Another toaster signing in here.
I wonder if I win a gay person if I recruit another toaster oven.
I am a dreidel.
Huh. Who’d a thunk it.
I’m a curling stone, too.
Heavy.
I am the personification of tapioca pudding. Though simple, filling, and sweet, I am prone to delusions of grandeur. Your granny may love me, but you can be sure I’m plotting something!
Ohhh…kay!
Hmm…from the working links on that page,
I am a toaster whose new years resolution should be to seduce as many people as possible.
Sounds fun.
Was it just me or was the list of people to kill extremely hard to choose from?
I am the pudding, I will be off having delusions of grandeur now.
I had a hard time choosing between “televangelist” and “fascist dictator.” I finally chose the dictator, because I figured it would do more good, although it would be less personally satisfying. Besides, I figure a televangelists are easier to replace.
I’m a toaster too, BTW.
I’m a tape dispenser.
No, Clever Hans, it wasn’t just you.
WooHoo! I’m the first Tape Dispenser!
“People often take me for granted. I try hard to please, in my own special way.”
Rats. Damn that preview button…