How the hell am I a toaster? I’d kill a militant vegan, be remembered as who???, wear dark colors, smoke pot, like cats (not kittens although I like them I’m fine with cats), get the Batmobile, do my nonexistent brothers best friend, and fill my hovercraft with illegal substaces…
How is that good cheer?
I could be a…curling stone, tapioca pudding, a sock, an apple, a pocket calculator, a toaster, or a dreidel.
Looks like I’m everything.
No, you’re a tape dispenser; that is just a list of the possible answers. The picture at the top is what you are (I’m guessing because it’s not on your list).
~Tapioca Pudding, whose delusions of granduer forced her to comment on that answer
Yeah, I answered that the same way, because they’re assuming my SO is a woman (or gay). See, that’s funny!