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[Skald_the_Rhymer]

I began a similar thread a few months back by mocking this article on the “Serpent Seed” doctrine. Here’s an excerpt:

William Branham’s teachings on this doctrine are well documented, and are therefore presented in summary here. William Branham taught that the fall of mankind resulted from Eve having sexual intercourse with an upright ‘Serpent’* [1]. From this relationship, Cain was conceived and produced as a man/serpent hybrid. While from a scientific perspective, it is unusual to have interspecies hybrids that are fertile, it is not impossible as evidenced by animals such as the Beefalo/cattalo (a cross of an American Bison and a domestic European cow) and the Wolphin (a cross between a False Killer Whale and a Bottlenose Dolphin). The result of these interspecies cross-breeds is that they produce an offspring that has to breed back into one of its parental lineages. This would mean that Cain’s children would have come through Adam’s daughters, and the evidence of any difference between Adam and Cain’s lineages would have been diluted with each successive generation.

[Governor_Quinn]

Thank you, Walloon, for services rendered.