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I’m Tigerlily Peatfingers of Brockenborings. 
Orgulas Sackville-Bracegirdle
Oh yeah, nothing says hobbit chick-magnet like that
Mungo Bramble of Willowbottom
Mungo…?
Mungo!?
Okay… 
Wilibald Foxburr of Loamsdown. That’s Mr. Foxburr to you, buddy. 
Bramblerose Boffin of Needlehole
I like it. I’s cute.
Ivy Chubb-Baggins of Pincup.
I like Ivy… and I’m related to Greatness!
Ivy Chubb-Baggins of Pincup.
I like Ivy… and I’m related to Greatness!
Tigerlily Bumbleroot of Fair Downs (female)
Ferdirand Bumbleroot of Fair Downs (male)
Wow, I can be my own sister and brother! Or wife and husband! Or…nope, ain’t gonna go there.
Bulbo Toadfoot of Frogmorton. Quite accurate really.
Primula Overhill of Nobottle.
Apparently, I’m universally schoolmarmish. Or perhaps I’m just a member of the petit bourgoisie.
Aha! the illustrious dr. schadenfreude is a frenchie? I know because one of my common pseudonyms is Moro Toadfoot of Frogmorton.
Goldie Boggy-Hillocks, at your service.
(If I use my full first name, I’m Myrtle Boggy-Hillocks… eek!)
I’m Posco Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern.
Or, if I’d been female, Poppy Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern.
Of course, my last name would be pronounced “Ham’ich.”
So, Goldie…how YOU doin’? I’ve a hamper of seed-cakes in the pantry; won’t you come to my hole for tea?
Using my current last name I am May Dogwood of Shadydowns. Once I get married next year it will be May Danderfluff. I like the second one better… even if, at first glance, I thought it said dandruff!
Ferdirand Bumbleroot of Fair Downs
Berilac Frumblefoot of Scary
And don’t you forget it.
Excusez-moi, M. Barbarian.
Bulbo Toadfoot de Frogmorton. Plutot precis vraiment.
I’m Drogo Gamgee-Took of Bywater. Always knew I was related to the Tooks. Maybe Gandalf will wander by soon.
Well hooray, I’m “Cannot Find Server!”
What kind of crap-ass name is that?
Pansy Sandybanks??? :eek:
Can’t say it rolls off the tongue… .