Berilac Loamsdown of Deephallow.
I kinda like Berilac. It’s so fuckin’ poetic.
Samwise Bulge:rolleyes
Lotho Deepdelver of Brokenborings.
Did it just call me boring? Hey…
Frogmorton Dopers Unite!
Ferdirand Toadfoot of Frogmorton, checking in.
I’d just like to say hello to all the other Frogmorton Toadfoots out there. See you at the reunion!
Ruby Boggy-Hillocks of Dwalling
hmmmmmm
Pansy Danderfluff of Willowbottom here.
Enugent, Katisha, Bumbazine, Kylen and my Humble Self. Five Go Mad In Frogmorton! Where’s the pub?
Pimpernel “Dimple” Sandybanks, no fixed address, at your service.
Bumbazine seems to be the one with property over in Frogmorton, so I guess I’ll crash at his place. Aurora, you with me?
Rosie-Posie Thighfield of Tookbank, but you can call me Orangeblossom for short. I like the idea of living near the Tooks----I can bat my eyes at the Bullroarer’s great-grandsons! (I like 'em big, but pickens kinda small this side of the Brandywine…)
Mine seems to be stuck. I tried both male and female and it returned Dimple Hamwich, also of Buckleberry Fern.
Fosco Dogwood of Shadydowns
Ok, Rachelle (or should I say - May Dogwood of Shadydowns), it will be a joy to see you marrying into a good of a family as the Danderfluff’s. Just please don’t leave our lovely Shadydowns. We have the nicest holes(Hey, waitaminute!).
Katisha, you’re right they are all “petit.” Perhaps I’m part of the plus petit bourgoisie.
I am Podo Bumbleroot of Haysend.
Tremble before my might and my fuzzy-footed cuteness.
I’m Rosie-Posie Gamgee-Took of Bywater. (Curtsey)
Rosebud:
Maybe you’re thinking of those rapscallion Gamgees who use rope for belts. A Hamwich, going out-of-doors without a waistcoat! Gracious, next you’ll be sending us off on adventures with Tooks!
My most splendid Miss Goldie, I have ale, indeed, and also porter, and coffee, and tea besides; and in addition to seed-cakes I have tarts and jam and minc-pies and cheese and pickles. Why, in fact, I insist that you stay to supper, and I shall not allow you to leave until you’re properly fat in the stomach, as of course you know all the best hobbits tend to be.
If I enter Cindi I’m
Petunia Maggot
Cynthia = TigerLily Maggot
The Mermaid =Polly Broadbelt of Buckland
Maiden Name=Petunia Loamsdown of Deephallow
I’m not amused at all.
Maggot!
Fard Broadbelt of Buckland
Sounds like grouchy, overweight hobbit to me. I can already imagine those young hobbits calling me “Lard” behind my back. Annoying little runts. They better not step on my lawn again…
Hilary Rodham is Cora Frumblefoot of Scary.
Thats, er, scary.
Real name: Fredegar Deepdelver of Brockenborings.
Heh, “Deepdelver” 
Dope name: **Fosco Bramble of Willowbottom **.
Well, they can’t all be winners.
Daisy Bramble of Willowbottom
You know, my grandmother used to threaten to spank me with a willow switch…