Finish this 20 year old limerick for me

Some friends and I, back in our younger days, started this limerick and cannot find a good ending…

There once was a man from New York
Who did weird things to his cat with a fork*…

You CAN end it. Once and for all. Die, limerick, die!
*No actual pain or abuse was inflicted upon animals in the making of this limerick. The management.

No true limerick would go from eight syllables in the first line to ten in the second.

It’s blasphemy. That said:

“You think I’m a wussy?
I will eat this pussy!
But please, plug it up with a cork.”

hissssssssssssss…

scratch, scratch

d&r

It’s dumb…please kill it. No one will mind.