First four-headed chickens, now spray-painted goat porn . . .

[Eve]

MAHOPAC, N.Y. (AP) – A man broke into a barn, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, police said.

Just when I’m about to give up on the news altogether, weirdness breaks out like daffodils in April.

[Jake]

Hmmm… I wonder what color he painted the goats? This guy sounds like a real sickie.

[Mindfield]

That would make this a two-headed thread.

[betenoir]

[QUOTE=Jake]
Hmmm.. I wonder what color he painted the goats? This guy sounds like a real sickie.
[/QUOTE]

Well if it was green that would be sick. If it’s mauve, perhaps he was just redecortating.