Well obviously Harrison Ford will just be in the movie briefly for it’s
Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth!
Indy will de-age and live out the rest of the movie as a CGI younger Harrison Ford.
That, or Indiana Jones and the JesusPhone!
You call him Dr. Jones!
Err…it’s being done, Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth.
Indiana Jones and the Crusade for the Bus Pass.
Oh Lucas assures you, Floppy Nudwacker is not in the least derivative of Jar-Jar… Floppy will be* much, much better.* Better in that special, magical Lucas way that only improves as time goes by. Jar-Jar was a mere taste. Floppy will be the full-course buffet.
You see, back when Raiders of the Lost Ark was first filmed, George was unable to realize the concept as fully as he would have liked. Indiana Jones, of course, was originally concieved as half of a comedy duo in the classic mold-- the “straight man,” if you will. Unfortunately, the technology of the time was incapable of achieving the breathtakingly intricate slapstick humor that George had envisioned. Under pressure from his financial backers, Lucas was eventually forced to move forward with a hopelessly truncated version of his original project. George remembers this all very clearly.
But now, with modern state-of-the-art cinematographic tools at his command, Lucas is at last able to blend the physical humor of Jim Carrey, the comic timing of Michael Richards, and the vocal talents of Charles Fleischer into one seamless package. And that package is Floppy Nudwacker. Unveiled at last, Floppy and his wacky antics (especially his adorable catchphrase, “Oh noesy-woes!”) will win audience’s hearts in exactly the same way that Harrison Ford did, only twice as much by virtue of CGI enhancement.
Once, there was Laurel and Hardy; Abbott and Costello; Hope and Crosby. Today, there is… Floppy and the Prof! And we can look forward to tomorrow, when **Raiders of the Lost Ark ** is re-released under the originally intended title: Episode VI: Don’t Fart Now, Floppy!
Heh - my favourites
Couldn’t possibly belong to the grip department. Nope, no way.
. . . I got a bad feeling about this.
C’mon. Someone had to say it.
Three new pics have been released. In the third one, he really shows his age, IMHO.
Adventurebuilt Hats is the official supplier of the Lost Skull fedoras.
That last photo probably caught him in the process of recovering from whatever life-sucking one-liner his little sidekick pal just delivered. I guess the leather jacket/T-shirt combo signifies that Shia LaBoeuf is supposed to be a 1950’s-era punk rebel hoodlum type. That’d be stellar casting. He definitely has that edgy, dangerous James Dean/Marlon Brando quality about him.
In any case, I suppose it’s inevitable that his character will be the designated Fountain O’ Wisecracks, so they’d better be some good ones. Personally I’m expecting Short Round times three.
Also known as: his son.
Shows his age? Hell, looks like a shot from “Buddy Ebsen and the Quest for the Cement Pond.”
Wow, he looks a lot like my grandfather.
Best new title evar! 
Good gawd. I don’t believe how much I’m laughing at this…
Indiana Jones and the Confusing Ballot
My vote is for whoever came up with “Indiana Jones and the Damn Kids on the Lawn” last year.
*Indiana Jones and the Damned Rhumatiz
Indiana Jones and His Wrinkled Ass
Indiana Jones and the Neverending Story*
Indiana Jones and the Long, Dribbling Pee
I think you’ve got the wrong idea.
There haven’t been “umpteen” IJ movies–only three. And it’s been almost 20 years since the last one was made.
This isn’t a case of 'just yet another meaningless sequel in an endless series of meaningless sequels" like you’re thinking.
-FrL-