I have entered the phase where my child is finally old enough to start really playing with toys. Hooray for playing babies and being able to interact!
We try our very best to limit the amount of toys and their quality…but…
While most of her toys fall in the ‘classic’ realm (no batteries! Yeah!), she has three sets of grandparents, so you can imagine that toys are pretty plentiful around here.
Grandparents buy a lot of Fisher Price stuff, mainly because they bought it for us when we were children.
It seems to me that their baby stuff is pretty well made and actually good, interesting stuff.
Bounce-a-roo, I am giving you mad props for being a life saver! When I needed a shower, it’s you who I could count on.
It’s their toddler toys that suck major ass.
Here is a random sampling of their ‘toys’
‘touch and go’ buddy:
Holy Shit, could it weigh more? This thing weighs almost a pound and a half! She picked it up the other day and nearly knocked me out with it, no lie! This will NOT be a toy I will donate when she outgrows it because I genuinely think some kid would hurt himself on it. That and the fact that, oh yeah, the motor is sounding broken after ONE WEEK.
Incrediblock:
Cute concept - peek-a-boo blocks. Introduce a ton of them to get kids started early on the mantra of 'gotta have them all". Thank goodness mine isn’t old enough to do that (yet!). I buy this incrediblock thing to store the blocks and because it looks like a fun toy. HAHAHA. It would be a fun toy if the motor was quieter. The thing is so loud you can barely hear the music. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is not my idea of fun, nor is it hers.
Gobble and Go Hippo:
It’s supposed to gobble up the peek-a-boo blocks. It doesn’t. It doesn’t even remotely do that.
This ball thing where you put the balls on top and they ‘spin’ down to the bottom:
yeah, pretty fun, if you like that the tracks don’t align well! This also sucks in that (though no fault of Fisher Price) 2 of the balls are already lost. It’s a small house! Where on earth could they have gone?!
My mom saved all of our FP toys and truthfully, those are in better shape than the new ones!
My plan was to save her ‘most cherished toys’ to give to her when she had children and to donate the rest.
My daughter is not at all destructive and we take really good care of them, but I am saddened that by the time they are to be donated, they will be in bad shape. I called FP to let them know what I thought and they basically made it sound like it was user error (although going on ToysRus.com, one can see reviews that agree with me).
Alas. Another fun memory of my youth, ruined.