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curious george is an idiot
Okay, so one time I had this really weird dream in which I was eating a giant pillow. When I woke up my marshmallow was gone. -
curious george enjoys performing unnatural acts on goats
My cat smells like cat food. -
curious george can’t count
Double Wide, Uncle Kracker¹s solo debut on KR¹s boutique label Top Dog, is proof enough that his steelo is absolutely crucial to the Kid Rock Experience. The Bob Seger-Steve Miller-Marshall Tucker Band rock-ing, Rare Earth yin to the Kid¹s Stooges-on-Run-D.M.C. yang, Kracker Baby gots the right to make his own noise. Think of Double Wide as a kinda-sorta flipside dub remix – same thing but different (or as they say in jazz, “the alternate takes”). -
curious george has absolutely idea of what it means to support a claim with a relevant argument
Mmmm, ice cream.
Umm, where’s #3?
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curious george repudiates jesus as a party trick
have you ever tried that harris teeter cream cheese with raspberries in it it no well you should it’s good.
I don’t really have anything to add, but if there’s going to be a pile-on on curious george, I want to stand and be counted as part of it. We rarely see a more deserving specimen.
curious george makes excessive use of self-refrences
But where are we going to find rubber pants at this time of night?
And damn that man in the yellow hat!
He makes baby Jesus cry.
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curious george is scared of the Pit because mean people are there
He might poopie his pants.
curious george committed a war crime, by not taking any action to stop the treacherous acts of slavery by Sudanese warlords and Ivory Coast cocoa growers. By his inaction, it can only be assumed that he supports slavery and slave trading.
Can we get a link here?
Like Smeghead, I would just like to add my vote that c.g. is particularly useless.
I dont know if the five facts I know about Curious George are important. But lets just say they appear to be wrapped around his Penis…
Umm… Curious George is a wienie-face?
Hey, you guys already got all the good ones!
Curious George is ruining the name of my all time favorite childrens book character. I still read those books.
Such an amazing character does not need to be associated with this…this tripe.
As Socrates said when defending himself from the charge of corrupting the morals of Athens:
I for one find it refreshing with somebody, like c.g., who has unpopular views and is willing to argue for them. He is truly the Socratean gadfly to the lazy thoroughbred of mainstream opinion.
(Go ahead, flame me.)
“lazy thoroughbred of mainstream opinion?”
Yes, I know it was a term dubbed by Socrates. But in all seriousness, I think what CJ offered was a bit much, even if how I viewed it was mainstream opinion.
You’re comparing Curious George to Socrates?
Socrates told people what they needed to hear. Curious George tells people… well… bullshit.
That’s what they said about Socrates too!
Seriously, Curious George may not be Socrates, but somebody many people disagree with (and who stops short of being a troll) just adds spice to a debate. At the very least, we have George to thank for a lot of witty, debunking remarks posted in response to his posts in this forum and others.
Actually, no, it isn’t. They got annoyed with him because he constantly posed a deluge of questions to people. Questions that made people think. Questions that made the supposedly “wise” people seem like fools when they couldn’t answer them.
Curious George doesn’t pose questions all that much. And when he does, they’re easily answered. He’s not wise, or “deep”… he’s just annoying.
How about a goddamned link or two?
Jeez, what am I expected to use the search feature?