Ladles and Jellyspoons, may I be the first to announce the new winner of the Jack Dean Tyler award for Recto-Cranial inversion?
To be awrded the coveted Golden Foreskin, it’s not enough to hold unpopular or even patently stupid positions. It’s not enough to be irritating. No, one must descend into the shadowy realms of lunacy propounded by the late, unlamented Jack Dean Tyler, who felt that the conspiracy to remove forskins would lead to global thermonuclear holocaust!
Tonight, we have a winner!
Beautiful Model person, the envelope please!
:: Rips open envelope ::
It’s Curious George!
Curious Gerorge, one of the infamous (and aptly named) Gang of Four has exceeded the bounds of insanity that can be expected on any message board. He’s even exceeded the high standards propounded by his cohorts in the Gang of Four with his masterpiece of paranoid delusions in which Curious proclaimed that the CIA let the WTC disaster happen because it would help Bush’s popularity ratings (over here)
CG, old bean, your buddies in the Gang have made some damned good attempts at lunacy (Chas E.'s insistance that President Bush faked his Texas accent because, apparently somehow a Texas accent is so beloved by all Americans that he knew it would win him the election came very close to winning) but that thread is so psychotic that only a true disciple of Jack Dean Tyler could have written it!
:: hands Curious George a the coveted Golden Foreskin award and a lifetime supply of Tug-Ahoys[sup]tm[/sup] ::
Since Curious George doesn’t visit the pit (since people who start Pit threads are as bad as the WTC terrorists), we hold it here in absentia for him!
CG, we are in awe of your grasp of issues, language, the nuances of politics and, above all, the sort of reasoned debate, as well as the wonderful example of obsessive psychosis that Jack Dean Tyler made famous! Let’s all give him a hand!
Fenris, MC of the first ever Golden Foreskin Awards