Wait, am I a bigger dolt than I thought? How does that change my joke?
Wish I had read these rules years ago… 
Even more important!
[ul]Do not sneeze as you fart.[/ul]
Sometimes a sneeze expels a fart, in which case you would need to have double coverage; unless the fart was a complete surprise, then you would have to obey rule #4.
I believe the “walk, fart and cover” is in the works for the next Olympic Games.
Strike a match before you fart and hold it between your legs. It will warm the room and remove the smell! 
Stop, drop and cover! (your hole that is)
Peter…cover your cornhole, man.
…you can’t fart through your friend’s manhole cover"?
That’s the funniest in a long series of hilarious posts! I laughed so hard I farted. (didn’t have time to cover…) Thanks all, you cheered me up today!
Theoretically, you could … but when does it stop being your fart and it becomes his?