Five-Word Movie Review

I like how we both chose Time After Time. Also The Terminator, but that’s not as impressive. Who wouldn’t choose that?

Captain Marvel IV: The Living Tribunal
Assumes that Marvel doesn’t crash.

St. Dracula
Archvampire’s back as good guy.

An Inconvenient Apology
Republicans say they should’ve listened.
Next: Movies about barbarians

Barbarians
Serbian film about teenage nihilism.

Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Self-made barbarian women enslave men.

Flesh + Blood
Medieval mercenaries stage kidnap revenge.
Next: comedies of manners.

Much Ado About Nothing
Filmed in director Whedon’s house

Where’s Charley?
Based on 1892 British farce

A Room With A View
Helena Bonham Carter’s breakout role

Next: Best films of Helena Bonham Carter

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows I & II
Pretty cool as Bellatrix Lestrange.

Planet of the Apes
Remake failed; her performance magnificent.

Hamlet
With a real-life crazy prince.

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Next**: Merchant & Ivory films.

I think you’ve got this one, Rivkah. I can’t speak for all participants, but I’ve never seen a Merchant and Ivory film.

Seriously? A Room with a View?

Well, all right.

A Room with a View
Will Lucia marry for love?

Maurice
In 1900, didn’t get better.

Howard’s End
Three classes lose Victorian mores.
Next: genuinely realistic movies about tweens or teens.

Thanks, Rivkah. Nope, not even A Room with a View.

The Breakfast Club
Examines truth behind teen stereotypes.

Stand By Me
Tweens start to become adults.

American Graffiti
After high school, then what?

Next: Films that use a narrator in some way.

Memento
“OK, I’m chasing him-- no…”

Look Who’s Talking
My least favorite narration track.

How Green was My Valley
Sneaks in Llewellyn’s marvelous prose.
Next: movies with the word “case” in the title. Counts if it’s part of a word.

Up the Down Staircase
Rookie teacher in challenging school.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Excellent film; won three Oscars.

Basket Case
Cheaply-made, now cult horror classic.

Next: Movies where the story centers around a form of media.

His Girl Friday
Newspaper reporters harbor fugitive murderer.

The Emoji Movie
Life inside a smart phone.

Quiz Show
Early TV quiz show rigged.
Next: movies with the word “dark” in the title. As part of a word counts.

Dark Shadows
Johnny was outta his Deppth.

The Ghost and the Darkness
Lion hunters track two. Good!

The Dark Knight
Heath Ledger aced the Joker.
Next: Charles Dickens adaptations.

Oliver Twist (1922)
Lon Chaney as scary Fagin.

A Tale of Two Cities (1935)
Four-hour screenplay trimmed to two.

A Christmas Carol (1938)
Best, and very faithful adaptation.
Next: movies with non-annoying child act(o)r(ess) prominent.

The Sixth Sense
Osment great as ghost-beset kid

Jerry Maguire
Lipnicki adorably stole every scene

Interstellar
Foy’s character sad, smart, determined

Next: Movies with a particularly annoying child actor or actress

The Phantom Menace
Everyone loves to hate Anakin.

Twice Blessed
Real twins awful; FX better.

The Sixth Sense (we had opposite reactions)
Whine I see dead people.”
Next: films with a transgendered (NOT transvestite) character, or documentaries about trans issues.

The World According to Garp
John Lithgow plays Roberta excellently.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Carrey romp; watch Sean Young.

Dog Day Afternoon
Bank robbery for transsexual surgery.

Next: Jim Carrey movies.

The Mask
They call him Cuban Pete.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Strictly for the younger audience.

Batman and Robin
A sillier Riddler never was.
Next: Serious movies from comic actors.

Insomnia
Robin Williams as Alaska writer

Nothing in Common
Gleason, Hanks as father, son

The Razor’s Edge
Bill Murray in serious flop

Next: Comedies featuring serious actors

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
DeNiro. Must. NEVER. Do. Comedy.

Ishtar
Beatty, Hoffman: deserved much better.

Death Becomes Her
Streep, Hawn, Willis: all delightful.
Next: Movies with lions (no Oz movies).

City Slickers (Jack Palance)
Palance plays crotchety trail boss.

Every Which Way But Loose (Clint Eastwood)
Eastwood co-stars with an orangutan?

Sister Act (Maggie Smith)
Goldberg clowns, Smith frowns; fun!

Ninja’d on preview!

Next: Movies with lions (no Oz movies).