Five-Word Movie Review

The Lion King
Cartoon lions are still lions.

The Ghost and the Darkness
Hunting of two man-eating lions.

Born Free
Cub human-raised, released to wild.
Next: movies with the name of a country in the title.

Brazil
Gilliam’s best film, I declare.

Road to Morocco
The boys play pattycake again.

The Prince of Egypt
Cartoon retelling of Moses’s story.
Next: movies with the name of states (U.S. only) in the title.

California Suite
Ensemble comedy; Neil Simon screenplay.

Mystery, Alaska
Film about small-town hockey players.

The Hotel New Hampshire
Like Garp, but worse. Avoid.

Next: Movies set mostly or entirely in a hotel.

The Shinning
Kubrick’s horror masterpiece. King disagrees.

Four Rooms
Tim Roth as stressed bellhop

Psycho
Bates’ motel has weird secrets

Next up:

Rockumentaries, or movies about bands.

Grand Hotel
Where Garbo wants her aloneness.

The Shining
Nicholson not King’s role choice.

Mystery Train
Memphis hotel connects several oddballs.
Next: color films by Hitchcock.

School of Rock
Middle schoolers learn hard rock.

This Is Spinal Tap
Mockumentary about heavy metal band.

Anvil! The Story of Anvil
Documentary about real-life Spinal Tap.

Next: Color films by Hitchcock. (Thanks, Rivkah!)

Disagree. Analyze This was very funny, I thought.

Color films by Hitchcock

North by Northwest
Starring Cary Grant, impervious suit

Vertigo
San Francisco never looked better

Family Plot
His last and arguably worst

Next: Last films by great directors

Pocketful of Miracles (Frank Capra)
Sentimental comedy with terrific cast.

A Passage to India (David Lean)
Excellent adaptation of Forster novel.

The Osterman Weekend (Sam Peckinpah)
Peckinpah’s done so much better.

Next: Movies about culture clashes.

Gandhi
Epic resistance to British imperialism

Star Trek: Insurrection
Two alien races; same planet

Pocahontas
English settlers, Indians fatefully clash

Next: Movies about diplomacy or peacemaking

Fail Safe
Sidney Lumet’s Cold War thriller.

Dr. Strangelove
“No fighting in War Room!”

Argo
US, Canada, cooperate; Americans freed.

Next: Cold War films, not including Fail Safe and Dr. Strangelove.

The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming
Funny for its time; dated.

The Hunt For Red October
Connery took sub for drive.

The Russia House
Connery took Pfeiffer for drive.
Next: Tilda Swinton films.

Orlando
Androgyny used to full effect

Michael Clayton
Played brittle lawyer; won Oscar

The Grand Budapest Hotel
Unrecognizably brilliant as old woman

Next: Ralph Fiennes movies

Quiz Show
1950s game show scandal; excellent.

Schindler’s List
Fiennes, Neeson; both are superb.

The Avengers
He tries, but movie disappoints.

Next: Movies about the space race.

The Right Stuff
Ed Harris nails John Glenn

Apollo 13
Houston, this is great movie

Hidden Figures
NASA mathematicians overcome racism, sexism

Next: Movies about Soviet-era Russia

Interestingly, I rewatched Hidden Figures just last night. Nice summation!

Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears
1980 Best Foreign Film Oscar.

White Nights
Baryshnikov, Hines thriller; surprisingly good.

Mission to Moscow
US Ambassador examines Russia, Stalin.

Next: Steve McQueen movies.

The Great Escape
Allied POWs wanna break out

Bullitt
Famous for exciting car chase

The Towering Inferno
Fire chief determined to prevail

Next: Paul Newman movies

Cars
Voices Doc; his last movie.

The Silver Chalice
First movie: MST3K material (recovered).

Torn Curtain
Hitchcock film; his only one.
Next: Joanne Woodward movies.

They Might be Giants

Plays Watson to Scott’s Sherlock

Rachel, Rachel

Shy Woman has life-changing summer

A Big hand for the Little Lady

Bets big at Poker Game

Next: Films of George C. Scott

Dr. Strangelove
Worried they’ll see big board

Patton
Yells at battle fatigued soldier

Man Gets Hit With Football
Gets hit with a football
More fictional movies featured on Simpsons

Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Academy Award-winning cartoon gore fest.

Alice Through the Windshield Glass
Driver’s-ed film, featuring Troy McClure.

Pukahontas
Barney’s entry in film festival.

Next: More fictional movies featured on the Simpsons.