Five-Word Movie Review

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The Boatjacking of Supership '79
Presumably a cheesy disaster movie

Calling All Quakers
Seldom-seen film starring Dolores Montenegro

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Worth it for title alone!

Next: Movies each with a different character named Horatio

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Hamlet
Horatio’s one of few survivors.

Captain Horatio Hornblower, R.N.
Gregory Peck as British admiral.

Boston Blackie’s Chinese Adventure
Boston’s real name was Horatio.
Next: Films of Sally Field

Sybil
TV movie: first serious role.

Places in the Heart
Many didn’t, but I liked.

Forrest Gump
Most liked, but I hated.
Next: films in which people who later became stars were uncredited extras.

Coming to America (Cuba Gooding Jr. is credited as “Boy Getting Haircut”–close enough.)
African Prince arrives in Queens.

The Godfather (Sofia Coppola is the baby in the baptism scene.)
Classic about organized crime family.

Field of Dreams (Matt Damon is one of many extras in the Fenway Park scenes.)
Costner, Jones, Liotta: great teamwork.

Next: Burt Lancaster movies.

Judgment at Nuremberg
Superb as thoughtful, unrepentant Janning.

A Child is Waiting
Unusual: heads Special Ed. school.

The Unforgiven
Interest Western about racial insensitivity.
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More movies mentioned on *The Big Bang Theory

Star Wars: The Force Awakens*
Wheaton sees in Starfleet uniform

Superman IV
I think they hated it

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Sheldon is a big fan

Next: Other Superman movies

Atom Man vs. Superman
1950 serial: Luthor [spoiler alert].

Superman
The '78 Reeve, Kidder version.

Batman v Superman
Batman thinks Superman too powerful.
Next: movies with the word “movie,” “film,” or “picture” in the title.

The Last Picture Show
Bogdanovich’s masterpiece, without a doubt.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Lousy film, but the experience!

Silent Movie
Brooks’ silent experiment; many cameos.

Next: “Fish out of water” movies.

Pygmalion
Slum girl talks like lady.

Some Like It Hot
Guys in drag: hilarity ensues.

Stranger than Paradise
Hungarian visits slacker American cousin.
Next: movies with “fish” in the title.

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A Fish Called Wanda
Heist comedy; Cleese wrote screenplay.

Rumble Fish
Coppola directed. Offbeat; borderline experimental.

Big Fish
One man’s life. Tall tales?

Next: Films that take place all or mostly on a cruise ship.

Love Affair
Dunne, Boyer love aboard ship.

The Poseidon Adventure
Cruise ship capsized; few survive.

Ghost Ship
Cruise goes wrong; looted later.
Next: movies that have very limited sets (one is best, two is OK).

Rope
Hitchcock’s stunt film, in apartment

Inherit the Wind
Courtroom is setting almost entirely

Lifeboat
Thriller set in… you know

Next: Movies set all or mostly on a beach

Attack of the Giant Leeches
The leeches truly are giant.

Jaws
Giant shark is very hungry.

The Blue Lagoon
Bad barely begins the description.
Next: more movies with one word titles.

THEM!
Giant radioactive ants! Flamethrower needed.

IT
Clown is a giant spider

Arachnophobia
More giant spiders. Goodman exterminates

More giant spider movies (or insects)

Ice Spiders
They can resist the cold!

Arachnoquake
They can breathe fire, dude!

Lavalantula
Madame P. loves Syfy Channel.
Next: Movies whose titles where taken from song titles

Pretty Woman
Wow, I hated this movie.

Blue Velvet
My first David Lynch film.

Stand by Me
Now this, I really liked.
Next: movies whose titles are quotes from books or poems.

Xanadu (Samuel Taylor Coleridge, “Kubla Khan”)
Great music, otherwise unremarkable movie.

I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing (T.S. Eliot, “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”)
Three women in character study.

Fortune and Men’s Eyes (William Shakespeare, Sonnet 29)
Groundbreaking; examines homosexuality in prison.

Next: Movies with titles consisting of four words.

A Guy Named Joe
Ghost pilot watches over girlfriend.

Orphans of the Storm
French sisters deal with revolution.

Last Exit to Brooklyn
Unions, violence, hookers, LGBT issues.
Next: movies with a scene where men where white ties and tails.

Oh, those nutty homonyms!

Movies with a scene where men wear white ties and tails.

Titanic
Jack borrows spiffy evening attire

Breaker Morant
Morant sings, woos comrade’s sister

White Tie and Tails
With a title like that…

Next: Movies where men are very dirty and disreputable-looking