Five-Word Movie Review

Air Force One
Heroic President defeats bad guys

The Fugitive
Wrongly-convicted doctor clears his name

Blade Runner
Replicant hunter falls in love

Next: Movies involving androids, gynoids or humaniform robots

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Vincent Price and female robots.

Cherry 2000
Melanie Griffith as action hero?

Bicentennial Man
Not one of Williams’ best.

Next: Vincent Price movies.

Service de Luxe
His screen debut, in 1938

Edward Scissorhands
Character tragically died too soon

The Thief and the Cobbler
His final role, in 1995

Next: Bad roles of Robert De Niro

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Fearless Leader: Imitates Taxi Driver.

Meet the Parents
Deserves better than this film.

Stardust
He’s in drag? Okay, whatever.

Next: Great roles of Robert De Niro.

Taxi Driver
Are you talkin’ to me?

Raging Bull
Jake’s got quite a temper.

Awakenings
Taught Robin Williams about acting.
Next: Film roles of Winona Ryder.

*Little Women
*Spunky girl goes to NYC.

*The Age of Innocence
*Waifish beauty is no fool.

*Black Swan
*Aging ballerina confronts rising star.

Next: Films of Natalie Portman.

Mars Attacks
Tim Burton film, just weird.

V for Vendetta
Her best role; aced it.

Zoolander
Cameo role, nice to see.

Next: Films involving space aliens.

Alien
Commercial starship crew is decimated

The Hidden
Hardened alien criminal eyes Presidency

Avatar
Blue natives resist evil megacorp

Next: Non-Alien movies of Sigourney Weaver

Dave
President dies; lookalike steps in.

Gorillas In The Mist
Fossey protects gorillas, gets murdered.

GalaxyQuest
Affectionate parody of Star Trek.

Next: films about the President.

Seven Days in May
Military coup threatens American democracy

The American President
POTUS falls for environmental lobbyist

Air Force One
Get off my $%^&* plane!

Next: Films mostly or entirely set on aircraft

Airport
First of 1970s disaster movies.

Airplane
Sendup of 1970s disaster movies.

Airplane II
Letdown of 1970s disaster movies.

Next: WWII movies.

The Cruel Sea
British sailors fight, suffer, die

Saving Private Ryan
Capt. Miller bravely leads squad

Anthropoid
Czech partisans target top Nazi

Next: World War I movies

World War I movies 2392

All Quiet on the Western Front
German recruits have harrowing experiences

Paths of Glory
Farcical trial after failed assault

Lawrence of Arabia
British officer launches guerilla war.

Next: Post-Vietnam war movies

First Blood
John Rambo struggles with PTSD

Born on the 4th of July
Ron Kovic struggles with PTSD

Coming Home
Fonda falls for paraplegic w/PTSD

Next, movies dealing with mental health

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Chilling glimpse into psychopath’s mind

The Lawnmower Man
Less sweet Flowers For Algernon

Silver Linings Playbook
Accurate portrayal of bipolar disorder

Next: Movies about disabled people.

Tell Me That You Love Me, Junie Moon
Early Liza Minelli, charming, touching.

The Other Side of the Mountain
Ski accident, Jill Kinmont paralyzed.

Dodgeball
Coach is confined to wheelchair.

Next: Movies of Rip Torn.

Baby Doll
His screen debut, playing dentist

Hercules
Disney animated movie; voiced Zeus

Men in Black
Gruff boss of J, K

Next: Films of Tommy Lee Jones

Films of Tommy Lee Jones

Love Story
Jones plays Harvard athlete’s roommate

the Park is Mine
Troubled vet takes over park

The Package
Hackman’s prisoner escapes to Chicago

Next: Films of Gene Hackman

I love The Package! Just watched it again not long ago. A great Cold War thriller.

The French Connection
Badass cop takes on druglords.

Absolute Power
Arrogant President overdoes rough sex

Mississippi Burning
Jaded FBI agent fights Klan

Next: Films of Willem Dafoe

Heaven’s Gate
Long, boring, waste of time.

Platoon
Vietnam War drama, worth watching.

Dear America: Letters Home from Vietnam
Voice role only; excellent documentary.

Next: Vietnam War films.