Five-Word Movie Review

The Green Berets
John Wayne almost wins war

Apocalypse Now
“Never get off the boat!”

The Deer Hunter
American vets deal with PTSD

Next: Korean War films

MASH*
Definitive film. Suicide is painless.

The Vice Guide to North Korea
Korean War, through Vice’s lens.

Inchon
Box office bomb, don’t bother.

Next: Films of Donald Sutherland

Don’t Look Now
Grieving dad explores creepy Venice

Animal House
Tweedy professor beds lovely student

Pride & Prejudice
Mr. Bennett steals most scenes

Next: Films of Elliot Gould

The Silent Partner
Fairly decent bank heist thriller.

Ocean’s Eleven
Really good casino heist thriller.

Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult
Cameo as himself, funny movie.

Next: Sports movies.

Free Solo:
Don’t try this anywhere, ever.

Psst, Lennie … you need to post three movies, give a five-word review for each, and state the next category.

And welcome to the game. Always good to have more players!

Eep! And I even had two more but deleted them, haha!

Hoosiers:
Underdog school (spoiler!) roundball title.

Downhill Racer:
Yep, it’s mostly about skiing.

The Hustler:
Rack and Roll with Paul.

Next category:

Hitchcock movies.

Psycho
Solid thriller, still shocks audiences.

Rear Window
Stewart, Kelly, tense, taut, thriller.

Lifeboat
Best and worst human nature.

Next: Jimmy Stewart movies.

The Murder Man
His screen debut, in 1935

It’s a Wonderful Life
Still his best, I think

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Classic western about unearned reputation

Next: John Wayne movies

The Green Berets
John Wayne singlehandedly saves Vietnam.

The Conquerer
Wayne as Khan? No way.

The Cowboys
His best; fills role perfectly.

Next: Films of Tom Hanks.

Splash
Charming romance: boy meets mermaid

Saving Private Ryan
Capt. Miller leads, fights, dies

Sully
Unflappable pilot saves passengers, crew

Next: Other films of Tom Hanks

Big
No, there’s no alternate ending!

Bachelor Party
Hanks as party animal. Seriously.

Cast Away
No soundtrack on island scenes.

Next: Films of Helen Hunt.

As Good As It Gets
Deserved her Oscar, I think

Twister
She actually played it straight!

Then She Found Me
Her debut as a director

Next: Movies about pregnancy

Juno
Teen Page becomes “cautionary whale”.

Knocked Up
Dick jokes, but surprisingly sweet

Rosemary’s Baby
He has his father’s horns…

Next: Movies about saints

Joan of Arc
Ingrid Bergman (!) played French warrior

Becket
King, archbishop have nasty dispute

St. Patrick: The Irish Legend
No snakes were harmed, really!

Next: Movies about sinners

The Godfather
Michael Corleone? Definitely a sinner.

Rocky Balboa
Sin of pride. Redeems himslf.

Last Vegas
They all sin. Great fun!

Next: Films of Morgan Freeman.

The Pawnbroker
His screen debut, in 1964

Deep Impact
Masterfully plays conscientious, empathetic President

Se7en
World-weary detective shaken by case

Next: Non-hit films of Brad Pitt

*War Machine *
Don’t war in central Asia

Killing Them Softly
Don’t rob Mafia poker games

*The Counselor *
Don’t mix weddings and cocaine

Next: Movies with talking animals

Charlotte’s Web
Spider, pig become unlikely pals

Joe’s Apartment
Hordes of roaches fill screen

A Bug’s Life
Elaborate scheme to deter foes

Next: Movies set on or around Easter

The Life of Brian
Brian Cohen mistaken for Messiah

Steel Magnolias
Southern belle dies from diabetes

Cool Hand Luke
Paul Newman eats fifty eggs

Next: Movies that take place in the desert