Five-Word Movie Review

The Music Man
Americana. Runs yearly on TMC.

Yankee Doodle Dandy
Born on the fourth. July.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Ask what you can do.

Three movies to show non-Americans on Independence Day

All the President’s Men
A free press is vital

Dave
Very funny White House comedy

Glory
Heroism, determination, love of liberty

I know knoodler had it, too, but it’s just that good.

Next up:

Aliens versus us

Alien
Us vs. Aliens. and us.

Mars Attacks!
Aliens wanton attack. Also hilarious.

War of the Worlds
Pick your version. (Psst! 1953)

NEXT: Personal favorite films of yours

Terminator 2
Terminator is perfect father figure

The Breakfast Club
What happens when Monday comes?

The Ladykillers (1955)
Desperate criminals meet Mrs. Lopsided

Next: More Personal favorite films of yours

Casablanca
“Round up the usual suspects!”

Breaker Morant
Three “scapegoats of the Empire”

Limitless
An “actual recipe for grandeur”

Next up:

More personal favorite films of yours

To Be or Not to Be
Make sure it’s from 1942.

Metropolis
98-yrs-old and still powerful film.

My Brilliant Career
Also began Judy Davis’ career.

NEXT: Films with a decade anniversary this year or soon (ie, films made in 1905, 1915, 1925, 35, 45, etc, or 26, 36, etc)

Films with a decade anniversary this year or soon

Specifically, these are all 50 years old this year - a little hard to believe!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Nicholson’s career best, I think

Jaws
(Malfunctioning) shark is barely seen

Barry Lyndon
Very slow, very beautiful film

Next up:

Films from 1945

House of Dracula
Big Three Monsters’ battle royale

And Then There Were None
Based on “Ten Little Indians”

The Lost Weekend
I’m sure it’s here, somewhere

Next: Bogart’s films

The Dancing Town
His screen debut, in 1928

Casablanca
Still my all-time favorite film

The Big Sleep
Style to burn; incomprehensible plot

Next:

Bacall’s films

Dark :Passage
“Bogart & Bacall mean entertainment!”

Murder on the Orient Express
Stunning entrance! for the immortals.

The Mirror has Two Faces
“Saks: less crowded on Saturday”

NEXT: Movies with an adoption

Miracle on 34th Street
Kringle converses with Dutch girl

The Omen
Adopt the Devil’s son? Absolutely

Marley & Me
Wilson, Aniston adopt “clearance puppy”

Next: Movies with Dwight Frye

Exit Smiling
Screen debut as “Balcony Heckler”

Dracula
Was Count’s creepy sidekick, Renfield

Frankenstein
Was Doctor’s creepy sidekick, Fritz

Next up:

Directed by James Whale

Bride of Frankenstein
Shock hairdo made movie iconic

Show Boat
Reportedly James Whale’s favorite movie

The Man in the Iron Mask
It’s Peter Cushing’s film debut

Next: Boris Karloff movies

Frankenstein (1931)
His name secret until end.

The Mummy (1932)
Brilliant pacing. Great acting, directing.

The Tower of London (1939)
Gloucester’s club-footed side-kick steals show

NEXT: Independently produced films

I couldn’t find The Tower of London as a Karloff film; I now see there’s no “The” in front of the title.

In play:

Memento
Brilliant, chilling movie unfolds backwards

Being John Malkovich
Deeply weird; lots o’ fun

Blood Simple
Coen Bros. start off right

Next up:

Favorite Coen Bros. movies

Raising Arizona
Nothing beats the chase scene

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Clooney, a bonafide comic actor

No Country For Old Men
“I knew you where crazy.”

Next: Wes Anderson Movies

The Grand Budapest Hotel
His masterpiece; Ralph Fiennes rules

Rushmore
A very good early Anderson

The French Dispatch
Literally put me to sleep

Next up:

Movies which put you to sleep (or just bored you)

The Honorary Consul
Caine, Gere, just talking. Borrring!

Terms of Endearment
Best part is Jack Nicholson.

While You Were Sleeping
Apt name for this snoozefest.

Next: Action pictures with a female lead

Alien
Ripley is an interstellar badass

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Angelina Jolie as… British aristocrat?!?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Led to successful TV series

Next up:

Movies that disappointed you

Forrest Gump
And had such high expectations.

Nosferatu (2024)
Confusing muddle of something messy.

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
So dated, it smells bad.

More movies that disappointed you.