Five-Word Movie Review

Tough Guys
Bad choice for first date

The Last Temptation of Christ
Tempted to walk out early

The Ladykillers
Coen Brothers’ remake falls flat

Next: Movies you watched as a kid

The Wizard of Oz
Was Glinda the evil witch?!?

Arsenic and Old Lace
Elderberry wine packs a punch!

Mary Poppins
Witch meddles in family dynamics

Next: Movies in which the ‘good guy’ turns out or can be construed to be bad, or vice versa

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Kindly candy maker or sociopath?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 2)
Snape was the real hero

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Colonialist steals from other cultures

Next: More movies in which the ‘good guy’ turns out or can be construed to be bad, or vice versa

Terminator 2
Reprogrammed robot is father figure.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
The real zombie [SPOILER ALERT]

Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Spacemen stop earth’s self-annihilation.

Next: Son of More movies in which the ‘good guy’ turns out or can be construed to be bad, or vice versa

Dark City
Will absolute power corrupt John?

Star Wars: Return of the Jed
“Certain point of view” - really?

Notorious
Devlin manipulated Alicia pretty heartlessly

Next up:

Movies where the good guy isn’t perfect, but is still a good guy

John Wick
So much blood and bullets

Deadpool
Finally, Ryan Reynolds is likable

Hellboy
Saving those he should destroy

Next: Women starring in action films that are not superheroes

Aliens
Much more action than Alien.

Foxy Brown
Pam Grier, action film queen.

Forty Guns
Barbara Stanwyck (Western), Warrior Queen.

Next: More Women starring in action films that are not superheroes bonus points for films before 2000.

Coffy (1973)
Pam Grier’s biggest action flick

Proud Mary (2018)
Assassin gets stuck with kid

Run Lola Run (1998)
She keeps resetting the clock

Next: More movies you watched as a kid

Mary Poppins
Great cast, and infectious songs.

The Wizard of Oz
Was an annual televised treat.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Watch out for Child Catcher!

Next: Movies involving a road trip

Midnight Run
Flying just not as funny

Thelma & Louise
This trip won’t end well

Inside Llewyn Davis
To Chicago and back again

Next:

Movies with sidekicks who stole the show

His Girl Friday (Rosalind Russell as Hildy Johnson)
The title says it all.

Chimes at Midnight (Orson Welles as Falstaff)
Should be “Fallstaff: The Movie.”

Shrek (Eddie Murphy as Donkey)
Just his voice stole it.

NEXT: Memorable sidekicks, whether they stole the show or not

Young Frankenstein
Marty Feldman: Fantastic as “Igor.”

Scent of a Woman
Charlie is Slade’s reluctant sidekick.

Wayne’s World
“Wayne’s World” without Garth? Not!

Next: Black comedies

The Ladykillers
Bungling crooks all bumped off

Dr. Strangelove
Accidental global thermonuclear war? Hilarious!

Calvary
Embattled Irish priest under threat

Next up:

Films of Brendan Gleeson

Braveheart
Performed as William Wallace’s muscle

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
First appearance of Mad-Eye Moody

The Banshees of Inisherin
Have a piece of him

Next: Sons of actors

The Godfather, pt. II
Directed by Italia Coppola’s son.

The Marriage Bargain
Creighton Chaney’s last billing thus.

Flirting with Disaster
Son of two accomplished actors.

NEXT: Movies about protests or other demonstrations for right or a political appeal

Norma Rae
Cotton millworkers really wanna unionize

The Trial of the Chicago 7
1968 DNC protestors in court

Z
Street protests against military junta

Next up:

Movies that underwhelmed you

Forrest Gump
I outright hated this one.

Nell
Writers know nothing of linguistics.

King Kong (1977)
Giant Mechanical Ape: 6 screen-seconds.

NEXT: Movies with a non-cringy depiction of a disabled person

Rear Window
Grace Kelly shines in this

Daredevil
Character’s good; Affleck is cringey

Wait Until Dark
Hagsploitation flick with Audrey Hepburn

Next: Movies with junk science plots

The Core
Reboot Earth’s core- Unobtainium involved!

Avatar
Human invaders really blue it.

Avatar Alternate
Unobtainium again? Common fictional substance… :roll_eyes:

Independence Day
Alien hack attack with Mac

Next: More movies with junk science plots

Just three movies per post, please, solost.

Weird Science
A singularly accurate movie title

The Fly
Doubt teleportation works that way

Contact
Non-interstellar signals would be detectable

Next up:

Jodie Foster movies