Five-Word Movie Review

Jodie Foster movies

Bugsy Malone
Teen gangs fight with pies

Taxi Driver
Vet wants scum off streets

Freaky Friday
Teen body swaps with mom

Next:

Iggy Pop is in the soundtrack

Repo Man
Iggy wrote, performed title song

Bill, The Galactic Hero
Iggy wrote, performed theme song

Coffee and Cigarettes
Hey, he can act, too!

Next up:

Best movie soundtracks with electronica

I’m not certain I know the diffference between electronica and electronic, but here goes:

Beverly Hills Cop
Young brash Eddie Murphy vehicle

The Breakfast Club
Those kids destroyed the library

The Terminator
Don’t worry, he’ll be back

Next: Henry Mancini soundtracks

Victor/Victoria
Something strangely attractive about Victor.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Sadly marred by racial impersonation.

Experiment in Terror
Score heightens tension and fear.

NEXT: Films with animated intros

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
It’s a great big double-ya!

A Shot In the Dark
“Kato, you swine! Not now!”

Monsters Inc
If I didn’t have you

Next: Non-Disney animations

The Iron Giant
Boy, giant robot become pals

Castle in the Sky
Best Miyazaki IMHO - soaring, adventurous

Ice Age
Follows ragtag group of critters

Next up:

Miyazaki films

Kiki’s Delivery Service
Girl learns to trust herself

Spirited Away
People can become such pigs

Howl’s Moving Castle
A girl and her scarecrow

Next: Least favorite Pixar movies

Ratatouille
Just never clicked for me

Cars 2
Underwhelming sequel; haven’t watched again

Coco
Almost put me to sleep

Obviously YMMV. To each their own.

Next up:

Movies with a bad dog

Marley and Me
Guaranteed to make you cry

Turner and Hooch
Dog helps Hanks solve crimes

Cujo
Nice dog? Wanna Milk Bone?

Next: Movies with animals in title but not about animals

They Shoot Horses Don’t They?
Dance marathoner breaks down and …

The Sterile Cuckoo
First love is bittersweet love.

Reservoir Dogs
Tipping? Always a good idea.

Next: Movies with one-word titles

Jaws
50th Anniversary-- ocean still worrying.

Deliverance
Also places containing armed rednecks.

Titanic
See? Even with bigger boat…

NEXT: Movies that made you afraid of something specific.

You’ve Been Trumped
Shows how awful he is

The Amityville Horror
My first haunting movie - yikes!

Apocalypse Now
Water-buffalo slaughter shook me

Next up:

Movies set along a major river

Show Boat
Life on Old Man River

Deliverance
Buddy trip goes to hell

The African Queen
Where will the honeymoon be?

Next: Movies set in Africa

The African Queen
Bogart, Hepburn, in river adventure.

Casablanca
Drama, comedy, and “La Marseillaise.”

The Gods Must Be Crazy
Story of a Coke bottle.

Next: Movies about Football

The Blind Side
Sandra Bullock never looked better

Varsity Blues
Concussed Billy Bob keeps playing

Any Given Sunday
Washed up coach inspires team

Next: Baseball movies

Damn Yankees
Baseball musical with the Devil

Angels in the Outfield
Kids movie with divine intervention

The Pride of the Yankees
Gary Cooper as Lou Gherig

Next: Movies where the villain falls to his/her death

Saboteur
Fall from Statue of Liberty.

Snow White & the Seven Dwarves
Evil Queen tumbles off cliff.

Batman
The Joker falls from helicopter.

NEXT: Movies where the villain doesn’t win, but doesn’t die

The Dark Knight
Joker goes to Arkham Asylum

The Watchmen
Veidt remains in arctic solitude

Amadeus
Salieri is committed to sanitarium

Next: Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time

Nitpick: it’s just Watchmen.

Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time

Atonement
Briony ages about fifty years

Cloud Atlas
From 1849 to beyond 2321

2001: A Space Odyssey
Story jumps six million years

Pass.

Next: Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time

Dreamchild
Long life of Alice Liddell.

63 Up
63-year cross-section of several Britons.

It’s a Wonderful Life
George Bailey, childhood to middle-age.

NEXT: Biographies of people who were alive when the film was released.