Five-Word Movie Review

The People vs Larry Flint
Pornographer was consultant on set

Hidden Figures
Katherine Johnson enjoyed her representation

A Complete Unknown
Bob liked it, didn’t he?

Next: 1960s musicals

The Music Man
Con man decides to stay

My Fair Lady
Eliza is molded into aristocrat

Oliver!
My favorite movie mentioning gruel

Next up:

Favorite kids’ movies

Fantasia
Disney at the concert hall

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Watch it with your grandkids!

The Wizard of Oz
Surprise! It’s really in Technicolor!

Next: Three Different Kinds Of Comedy

This Is Spinal Tap (satire)
This mockumentary goes to eleven!

Bringing Up Baby (screwball/romcom)
Everyone needs a pet tiger

Dr. Strangelove (dark/black)
What, me worry about bomb?

Next: Historical dramas

The Patriot
Mel Gibson wins American Revolution

Glory
Outstanding, bittersweet Civil War movie

Breaker Morant
Brilliant war movie / courtroom drama

Next:

Non-downer movies about dysfunctional families

Flirting with Disaster
Out of fire into pan.

What’s Cooking?
Four different families and Thanksgiving.

Ordinary People
A downer with hopeful ending.

NEXT: Movies starring or featuring anyone who was a major or recurring character on 3rd Rock from the Sun

Cliffhanger
Lithgow steals treasury bills, plumets

Brick
Levitt investigates murder at school

McHale’s Navy
Stewart’s Happy in meh remake

Next: 2025 Summer Blockbusters

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning

Somehow I doubt it’s true

Supernan

Man of Steel has issues

Jurassic World Rebirth

This time it’s Scarlett’s turn

Next: Movies with two degrees of… who else? Kevin Bacon (movies with actors who have appeared in other movies with Kevin)

Stand by Me

Frances Lee McCain: Ren’s, Gordie’s mother.

Hannah and Her Sisters

Dianne Wiest witnesses relationship meltdown.

Twilight Zone: the Movie

John Lithgow sees wing gremlin.

NEXT: Movies with a dog THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO!!

Movies with a dog THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO!!

Peter Pan

Nana is tricked by kids

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

They named the dog “Jack”

The Wizard of Oz

Toto was threatened, never harmed

Next: Movies with days of the week in the title

Just realized that is SIX!!

Since Frances Lee McCain started her career as just Lee McCain, let’s change it to “Lee McCain: Ren’s, Gordie’s mother.”

I have no idea why she added the extra name halfway through her career. For gender clarity? that’s my only guess.

Movies with days of the week in the title

Saturday Night Fever
Travolta boogies in New York

Freaky Friday
Mom and daughter switch bodies

One More Saturday Night
Franken, Davis small town wackiness

Next: Sequels that switched genres

Rambo: First Blood 2
Lone wolf turns action hero

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Found-footage film becomes rote thriller

The Road Warrior
Cop movie becomes apocalyptic adventure

Next: Movies where John Travolta dies

Carrie
High school jerk gets his

Broken Arrow
USAF officer tries stealing nukes

White Man’s Burden
Cops badly misunderstand the situation

Next up:

Movies where John Travolta lives

Grease
John Travolta can actually sing.

Saturday Night Fever
And he can dance too!

The General’s Daughter
And he’s a navy detective.

The Oeuvre of Loni Anderson

May she rest in peace.

Vigilante Force
Her screen debut, in 1976

Stroker Ace
A Golden Raspberry nominee… twice!

A Night at the Roxbury
Played mom of two leads

Pass.

Let’s try Movies with other cast members of WKRP in Cincinnati

Mother Jugs and Speed
Tim Reid is uncredited dispatcher

This Is Spinal Tap
Howard Hesseman is rival bandmember

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Gordon Jump as the Auctioneer

Next: Movies with Burt Reynolds

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Dolly will always love you

All Dogs Go to Heaven
Burt goes to the dogs

Boogie Nights
Burt regretted this dick pic

Next: Films featuring Dolly Parton

9 to 5
Women’s revenge on sexist boss.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Parton, Reynolds, adapted from Broadway.

Rhinestone
Proof songs ain’t movie material.

Next: Dick Van Dyke movies

Cold Turkey
An entire town butts out.

Mary Poppins
Invented “Mockney” accent. Americans understood.

Lt. Robinson Crusoe, USN
Cheap thrills from…wait… Disney?

NEXT: Non-porn films of Shannon Tweed (yes, there are three; there are more than three)