An American in Paris
Dancing in City of Light.
Taken
Don’t fuck with angry dad.
Saving Private Ryan
Somebody’s gotta liberate Europe, Sergeant.
Next: Movies about foreigners in U.S.
Movies about foreigners in U.S.
Moscow on the Hudson
Robin proved he could act.
The Proposal
Canadian Sandra’s doesn’t get deported.
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
It’s really all about Chun.
Next: Eddie Murphy flicks.
Movies about foreigners in U.S.
An Englishman in New York
Specifically, an elderly bitchy queen.
Coming to America
Eddie and Arsenio - in Queens!
Borat
I like sex! Is nice!
Next - review based on the trailer of an upcoming (but not yet released) 2014 release.
Don Draper, remember Rule 3, and make sure you haven’t been ninja’d as to the next category.
Eddie Murphy flicks:
Coming to America
African prince checks out Queens.
Trading Places
Buy Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice!!!
48 Hrs.
Was first “buddy cop” film?
Next: Review based on the trailer of an upcoming (but not yet released) 2014 release.
Review based on the trailer of an upcoming (but not yet released) 2014 release.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Misfits, raccoon, tree, save galaxy
Pompeii
Watch out for the volcano!
Non-Stop
Liam’s another tightly-wound actionguy
Next: Marvel movies.
Iron Man
Oversexed, arrogant billionaire becomes hero.
Thor
Asgardian problems come to Earth.
The Avengers
Hey, that’s me in Stuttgart!
Next: Superhero spoofs.
Superhero spoofs.
The Specials
Look at B Team heroes
Mystery Men
Amusing spoof until Amazing’s death
Hero at Large
Costumed actor accidentally stops robbery
Next: Films starring Simon Pegg
Films starring Simon Pegg
Hot Fuzz
"Tis for the city’s good!
Burke and Hare
Let’s dig up some business.
Star Trek
The engines canna take more!
Next: Frank Sinatra films.
The Man with the Golden Arm
Drug addict needs his fix.
Ocean’s 11
Quite a heist in Vegas.
From Here to Eternity
Book character was situationally gay.
Next: Elvis movies.
Elvis movies:
G.I. Blues
Soldier reluctantly grabs guitar, sings
Jailhouse Rock
Convict reluctantly grabs guitar, sings
Kissing Cousins
Cousin reluctantly grabs guitar, sings
Up next: Genre mashup movies
Genre mash-up movies
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (comedy-horror movie)
She, like, totally SLAYS vamps!
Romancing the Stone (adventure-romance)
Turner, Douglas, DeVito, crocs, weed.
Cloverfield (found footage horror - Godzilla sci-fi)
Annoying yuppie brats flee big bad.
Next - 1970s era made-for-TV movies!
LOL about Elvis. I sense a career theme…
Genre mashups:
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Archeology, Nazis, divine wrath - wow!
Black Swan
Ballet movie? Horror film? Both.
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
Sixteenth President kicks bloodsucker butt.
Next: 1970s era made-for-TV movies!
Six words.
1970s era made-for-TV movies
The Night Stalker
Kolchak tracks Las Vegas vampire
Duel
Put Spielberg on the map
Five Desperate Women
Robert Conrad terrorizes vacationing ladies
Next: Football movies
1970s era made-for-TV movies:
Duel:
Spielberg’s first, still suspenseful today.
Satan’s School for Girls:
Cheap thriller; pre-Angels Kate Jackson.
Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway:
It’s about prostitution. As expected.
Next: Football movies (ninja’ed by Burpo, and it is interesting that we each selected Spielberg’s Duel).
Brian’s Song
Two football players, one bromance.
Any Given Sunday
Football ain’t no tea party.
The Longest Yard
Guards, cons in open warfare.
NExt: “Comedies” with all too few laughs.
"Comedies" with all too few laughs.
North
Hated, hated, hated by Ebert.
Freddie Got Fingered
More painful than ass surgery.
50 First Dates
Sandler exploits Barrymore’s disability. Jerk.
Next: Movies with lots of car chases.
:smack:
Sorry. Make that just “annoying yuppies flee big bad.” (brats is kind of redundant for annoying yuppies anyway.)
Movies with lots of car chases:
The Blues Brothers:
“I hate Illinois nazis.” “Yup.”
Bonnie and Clyde
“Howdy folks, we rob banks!”
The French Connection
“I need to use your car!”
Next - John Waters movies
John Waters movies:
Hairspray:
The original, not the musical.
Serial Mom:
Katleen Turner has a nasty secret.
Pink Flamingos:
Don’t see it after lunch.
Next: Concert movies.
Concert movies.
Woodstock
Hippies having sex. Plus, music.
Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii
Great show – where’s the audience?
Metallica: Through the Never
SELLOUTS!!! SELLOUTS!!! SELLOUTS!!! SELLOUTS!!! SELLOUTS!!!
Next: John Hughes movies.