John Hughes movies:
The Breakfast Club:
Classic Eighties teens, before cellphones.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
Slacker and friends enjoy Chicago.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:
Martin, Candy, comedic trip home.
Next: Widely-known porn films.
Widely known porn films
Deep Throat
Oral sex can be satisfying.
Debbie Does Dallas
How to be a cheerleader.
Behind The Green Door
Marilyn Chambers becomes a star.
Next: Werewolf movies.
Werewolf movies.
An American Werewolf in London
Somehow Michael Jackson was scarier.
The Wolfman
Bestiality has never been better.
The Wolfman
Unneeded remake wastes fine cast.
Next: Pre-Code Era Films
The Great Train Robbery
Audiences were both thrilled, frightened.
Little Caesar
Edward G. Robinson as crimelord.
The Public Enemy
Grapefruit never the same again.
Next: Scary movies that really weren’t.
Scary movies that really weren’t
The Blair Witch Project
‘Auteurs’ lost in the woods.
Paranormal Activity
Home movies of couple sleeping.
The Conjuring
Every cliche in the book!
Next - Alfred Hitchcock movies
Alfred Hitchcock movies
Good eeeevening.
The Birds
Lady ornithologist can’t believe it.
Psycho
I’m never gonna shower again.
Family Plot
Con artists vs. con artists.
Next: Movies about doctors.
Movies about doctors.
Patch Adams
Is humor the best medicine?
Doctor Zhivago
Epic story of Russian doctor
Medicine Man
Cure for cancer in Amazon
Next: Movies from the year you were born
Movies from the year you were born
Marty
Ugly man finally finds love.
Peter Pan
Think of happy little thoughts.
Shane
Come back, Shane, come back!
(1953)
Next: Movies from the year you were born
Ooo, great category idea!
My Fair Lady
Eliza becomes perfect English rose.
Dr. Strangelove
Don’t fight in War Room!
Zorba the Greek
Soundtrack was better than film.
All from 1964.
Next: Movies from the year you were born.
Movies from the year you were born (1971)
Dirty Hary
Do you feel lucky, punk???
A Clockwork Orange
“I’m siiiinging in the raiiin…”
Harold and Maude
Yeah…I’d do her, too.
Next: Sure why not…More movies from the year you were born.
More movies from the year you were born. (1964)
Beckett
King hired the wrong guy
Goldfinger
He painted that bitch gold!
Marnie
You shouldn’t marry the crazy!
Next: Indie Horror films
Indie Horror films
*Dawn of the Dead *(1978-9)
Had nightmares for three days
The Blair Witch Project
Thought you said “horrible” film
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
John Larroquette is the narrator
Next: Harvey Keitel movies
Harvey Keitel movies
From Dusk Till Dawn
a mean…servant of God.
Pulp Fiction
He’s a real Mr. Fixit.
Mother, Jugs and Speed
He’s sleeping with Raquel Welch.
Next: Movies set in more than one time period.
Harvey Keitel movies:
The Last Temptation of Christ
Betrays the lord Jesus Christ
Bad Lieutenant
Saved by lord Jesus Christ
Holy Smoke
Saves Kate Winslet FROM Christ.
Kate Winslet movies
Kate Winslet movies
Heavenly Creatures
Teenage killers from New Zealand
Little Children
Refers to all the adults
Titanic
I’M KING OF…blub, blub
Next: Courtroom dramas.
Courtroom Dramas
The Verdict
Paul Newman glowers really well.
To Kill A Mockingbird
Atticus Finch attempts the impossible.
Nuts
Streisand as a nutso nympho.
Next: Movies set in more than one time period.
Movies set in more than one time period.
1900
Pretty much the entire century
Goodfellas
Rise/fall of a snitch
The Princess Bride
Technically true, think about it.
Next: Barbara Streisand movies
(Needed to be fixed, else universe collapses)
Movies set in more than one time period
Slaughterhouse Five
It’s all over the place
Back to the Future
Can I have a DeLorean?
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
But first, hijack some whales
Next: Courtroom dramas
(Good night, nurse!)
Don Draper (again) and burpo, remember Rule 3, and always look to see if you’ve been ninja’d as to the next category.
Prof. P., thanks for rescuing the orphan (your own) from post 333.
Barbara Streisand movies:
Prince of Tides
Worst Pat Conroy adaptation evah.
Funny Girl
Better with nose just so.
Yentl
Why not let the dude sing?
Next: Courtroom dramas.
Ahh burpo you broke it again!!
Courtroom dramas and/or Barbara Streisand movies
Presumed Innocent
Framed for murder…is he?
(added on edit)
Reversal of Fortune
Innocent of murder…is he?
The Guilt Trip
Mother refused to watch this
Nuts
There, both themes in one!
Next: Movies in which a planet (not necessarily Earth) gets destroyed