Five-Word Movie Review

The Awful Truth
Is that they’re in love!

To Be Or Not to Be
Is that really a question?

Metropolis
He makes the robot Maria.

NEXT: More great B&Ws!

Persepolis
Great story, told in animation

Raging Bull
DeNiro as LaMotta packs punches

Young Frankenstein
He has an enormous schwanstücker

Next: Even more great B/Ws!

Notorious
Spy thriller; my favorite Hitchcock

Paper Moon
Terrific Great Depression road movie

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Martin’s hilarious film noir spoof

Next up:

Even more even more great B&W movies!

Psycho
Hitchcock thought color too gory.

Blackmail
Hitchcock’s first dip into sound.

My Favorite Wife
Dunne at home in B&W.

NEXT: Movies where character has some kind of medical condition (like diabetes or a psych diagnosis) and it ends up being a plot point.

Rear Window
Jimmy Stewart stuck in apartment

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Asylum wrong for Jack Nicholson

The Andromeda Strain
Dr. Leavitt’s epilepsy is significant

Next up:

Science fiction movies with important doctor characters

Lost In Space
Freaky Oldman is Dr. Smith
“The pain, the pain…”

Planet of the Apes
Dr. Zaius warns our hero

Back to the Future
Doc Brown saved the letter

Next: “B” westerns

More like a medical condition he didn’t have, but nevermind

That’s why it was wrong for him. :wink:

“B” westerns

Custer’s Last Stand
1936 flick actually murder mystery

The Outcast
John Derek in 1954 oater

Hollywood Cowboy
Very meta 1937 cowboy pic

Next up:

Spy movies that don’t involve 007

In Like Flint
James Coburn spoofs spy movies

Our Man in Havana
Vacuum cleaner salesman turns spy

Bridge of Spies
Superpowers make a prisoner swap

Next: Good movies made on shoestring budgets

Paranormal Activity
Homeowner records spooky sights, sounds.

The Blair Witch Project
Young adults lost in forest.

Clerks
Two slackers, one typical day.

More good movies made on shoestring budgets

The Terminator
“I’ll be back,” he said.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
An African, or European swallow?

Clerks
Wasn’t supposed to be here!

New category:

Quentin Tarantino films

I really wanna do this topic.

Stranger than Paradise.
Slackers’ find drug-money: road trip!

She’s Gotta Have It
Lee refuses to follow Lucas.

Return of the Secaucus 7
You knew Sayles had something.

NEXT: Films of Quentin Tarantino

Pulp Fiction
A watch survives POW prison

Jackie Brown
Bail-bondsman falls for flight attendant

Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood
Lots of dirty bare feet

Next: More films of Quentin Tarantino

Reservoir Dogs
His screen debut, in 1992

Django Unchained
So many N-words, ye gods!

The Hateful Eight
Western mystery set in winter

Next up:

Cary Grant movies

North By Northwest
Planes, trains, and Mount Rushmore

Arsenic and Old Lace
It could be your grandmother

Bringing Up Baby
Baby has some sharp teeth

Next: James Cagney movies

James Cagney movies

Sinners’ Holiday
His screen debut, in 1930

The Fighting 69th
Played doughboy in WWI drama

Ragtime
Last played an old cop

Next up:

Movies with old cops

The Untouchables
Sean Connery steals the show

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad
Leslie Nielsen plays comedy straight

No Country for Old Men
Jones pines for olden days
(Technically, he’s a sheriff but it’s kinda the same)

Next: More senior lawmen in movies

Men in Black
Agent K trains young upstart.

Tombstone
“Hell’s coming with me!!! [four words are enough here]”

Seven
Killer evokes Seven Deadly Sins

Panned movies that you actually enjoyed.

Slaves of New York
I liked the book, too.

Heathers
Initial response lukewarm; theater empty.

To Be Or Not to Be (1942)
Personal favorite; initially panned; 180°.

NEXT: Movie starring someone who was famous in the silent era but the film you review does not have to be silent-- about half of Lillian Gish’s films were sound films, and Joan Crawford starred in a number of silents, but is best known for her sound films.