Five-Word Movie Review

The Fugitive
Deserved its Best Picture nomination.

The Brady Bunch Movie
70’s family in 90’s zeitgeist.

21 Jump Street
Obvious adults play teen narcs.

Movies based on banned books (reference)

Beloved
Former slave is sorrowful, haunted

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
High school can really suck

Sold
“Happiness House” is helluva misnomer

Next up:

Other films of Gillian Anderson

Johnny English
Mr. Bean is James Bond.

Moby Dick
Whale is metaphor for obsession.

The Last King of Scotland
Bored doctor befriends Idi Amin.

Movies not called Titanic that take place on a boat or a ship.

Captains Courageous
Spencer Tracy’s Portuguese accent rules!

Boat Trip
“Gay cruise? But I’m straight!”

The Ra Expeditions
Thor Hyerdahl’s papyrus boat trip.

Movies that take place on a submarine

Das Boot
Germans’ view of submarine warfare.

U-571
British ignored; Americans take credit.

Down Periscope
Grammer can’t stop being Frasier.

Next: Courtroom movies

Breaker Morant
Great war movie, courtroom drama

Liar Liar
Crooked lawyer finds humorous redemption

Runaway Jury
High-stakes case manipulated very adroitly

Next up:

Movies which disappointed you

The Matrix Reloaded
The first was so good…

The Dead
“Lived”(?) up to its billing

Ex Machina
Gratuitous, with no likeable characters

Next: Movies about machines