Five-Word Movie Review

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Movies with unexpected scenes

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Kids go on drug trip..

Hereditary
The drive home goes wrong.

Uncut Gems
Gambling addiction never ends well.

Movies with legendary soundtracks

Singles
Introduces grunge pop to America

2001: A Space Odyssey
Impressive scenes with impressive music

Dazed and Confused
70s rock never sounded better

Next: More great movie soundtracks

More great movie soundtracks

Repo Man
Distinctive surf-y, 80s California punk

Star Wars
Willams scores with his score

Rocky
Theme makes you wanna win

Next: More great movie sountracks III: The Sountrackening

More great movie sountracks III: The Soundtrackening

Saturday Night Fever
Disco hit after hit after…

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Big, beautiful, sweeping orchestral score

Limitless
A very cool electronica score

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Movies with meh or even bad soundtracks

Lotsa bad movies that ruined good songs…

The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
Sounds like being played backwards

Heavy Metal
Bad animation doesn’t match soundtrack

Cocktail
Caribbean theme doesn’t mesh well

Next: Movies with memorable theme songs

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
“Moon River” became a hit

Star Wars
That first crashing chord… wow!

Dark City
First notes set the tone

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Movies with creepy music

It Follows
Atonal, uncanny soundtrack: great addition!

The Omen
Traditional Catholic liturgy turned evil.

Sinister
Industrial, unsettling, muffled, distored: creepy!

Legendary jump scares

Alien
Jonesy the cat, getting jumpy

Psycho (1960)
Norman in drag, getting stabby

Carrie (1976)
That outstretched arm, getting grabby

Next: Creepy dialogue in movies

Dark City
Mr. Hand gives me willies

Cape Fear
Max Cady is bad dude

Annihilation
People, alien zone: increasingly weird

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Particularly quotable movies

The Godfather
Everybody’s making some kinda offer

Casablanca
Here’s looking at lotsa quotes

Monty Python & the Holy Grail
Too many quotes to list

Next: More movies with great quotes

The Big Lebowski
The Dude abides, very quotably

Aliens
“…only way to be sure.”

Limitless
No, actual recipe for grandeur!

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Good technothrillers

Westworld
Scared me as a youngster

Source Code
“Stop him! Stop the bomber!”

Johnny Mnemonic
Uneven Keanu in pre-Matrix role

Next: More technothrillers

War Games
Pink tights scene? Two seconds.

Android
Damn, that 'droid got testy!

Sneakers
Yaphet Kotto stole my cigarettes!

Technothrillers time has not been kind to

Fahrenheit 451
Dystopian tech movie, mostly forgotten

Hackers
It’s all stone tablet technology

Logan’s Run
Logan’s run out of juice

Next: Classic thrillers that still hold up today

Notorious
American agents take on Nazis

Wait Until Dark
Blind woman menaced in apartment

Three Days of the Condor
Reluctant spy on the run

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Movies about reconciliation

Field of Dreams
Hippy son, square dad, baseball!

The Straight Story
Guy drives mower across Midwest.

Invictus
Mandela, apartheid, rugby, South Africa.

Over-the-top, explosion-heavy, summer blockbusters.

Independence Day
Aliens battle the whole world

Transformers
Michael Bey’s explosively laden extravaganza

Die Hard
“Welcome to the party, pal!”

Next: Movies that combine Christmas with explosions

Gremlins
Don’t feed them after midnight!

Lethal Weapon
…too old for this shit.

Iron Man 3
Superhero movies all the same.

Depressing gut punches

Manchester by the Sea
Guilt does shit to you.

Twister: Into the Storm
Scores dead in devastating tornado.

Grave of the Fireflies
Orphans and deprivations of war.

Found footage films that don’t suck