Five-Word Movie Review

Dark City
Mystery, love, fate, destiny, joy

Annihilation
Weird, deeply unsettling adventure flick

Cloud Atlas
“Each crime and every kindness…”

I like this category.

More movies that get in your head and make you think about stuff

Millions
Charity, morality, integrity, loss, hope.

The Truman Show
Is reality TV just voyeurism?

Contact
Can faith and science coexist?

Films that are total smut but somehow expect to be taken seriously.

Showgirls
Vegas beauties try to succeed

Kids
Aimless youth just want fun

The Brown Bunny
Lost love drives motorcycle dude

Roger Ebert panned the film. The director, Vincent Gallo, called Ebert a “fat pig with the physique of a slave trader.” Ebert responded with, “It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny.”

Mic drop.

Next up:

Movies that were in some way the subject of a feud

Dolores Claiborne
Detective doesn’t believe she’s innocent

Amadeus
Salieri is jealous of Mozart

The Godfather, Part II
Fredo just wanted some respect

Next: People wrongly accused of something

The 39 Steps
Hannay didn’t kill spy Annabella

Dark City
Murdoch didn’t kill any prostitutes

Incredibles 2
Pizza guy wasn’t the Screenslaver

Next up:

Movies with particularly interesting villains

Silence of the Lambs
Villain is cultured, intelligent gourmand.

Skyfall
You kind-of see villain’s point.

Les Miserables
Villain? Or fanatic about duty?

Movies about (gridiron) football

Any Given Sunday
Pacino gives memorable halftime speech

Murderball
Rugby fiercely played in wheelchairs

Bend It Like Beckham
Girl defies family to play

Next: Sports movies that are about obscure or imaginary sports

Harry Potter franchise
Quidditch plays a major role

Dodgeball
It should have this prominence!

Over the Top
Arm wrestling for child custody?

Movies that hinge on real or imagined board games