Five-Word Movie Review

Dark City
Mystery, love, fate, destiny, joy

Annihilation
Weird, deeply unsettling adventure flick

Cloud Atlas
“Each crime and every kindness…”

I like this category.

More movies that get in your head and make you think about stuff

Millions
Charity, morality, integrity, loss, hope.

The Truman Show
Is reality TV just voyeurism?

Contact
Can faith and science coexist?

Films that are total smut but somehow expect to be taken seriously.

Showgirls
Vegas beauties try to succeed

Kids
Aimless youth just want fun

The Brown Bunny
Lost love drives motorcycle dude

Roger Ebert panned the film. The director, Vincent Gallo, called Ebert a “fat pig with the physique of a slave trader.” Ebert responded with, “It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny.”

Mic drop.

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Movies that were in some way the subject of a feud

Dolores Claiborne
Detective doesn’t believe she’s innocent

Amadeus
Salieri is jealous of Mozart

The Godfather, Part II
Fredo just wanted some respect

Next: People wrongly accused of something

The 39 Steps
Hannay didn’t kill spy Annabella

Dark City
Murdoch didn’t kill any prostitutes

Incredibles 2
Pizza guy wasn’t the Screenslaver

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Movies with particularly interesting villains

Silence of the Lambs
Villain is cultured, intelligent gourmand.

Skyfall
You kind-of see villain’s point.

Les Miserables
Villain? Or fanatic about duty?

Movies about (gridiron) football

Any Given Sunday
Pacino gives memorable halftime speech

Murderball
Rugby fiercely played in wheelchairs

Bend It Like Beckham
Girl defies family to play

Next: Sports movies that are about obscure or imaginary sports

Harry Potter franchise
Quidditch plays a major role

Dodgeball
It should have this prominence!

Over the Top
Arm wrestling for child custody?

Movies that hinge on real or imagined board games

Jumanji (1995)
“Who rolled five or eight?”

Ouija: Origin of Evil
Psychic’s daughter unleashes malevolent force

Clue (1985)
One of Curry’s best roles

Next: More movies with Tim Curry

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Has cameo with dreadful guy.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Camp LGBTQ comedy horror musical.

Muppet Treasure Island
He had fun chewing scenery!

Movies in which at least some of the dialogue is improvised by the actors.

Bringing Up Baby
Shoe breaks; Hepburn improvises; print!

The 400 Blows
Truffaut’s early life, in nutshell.

Annie Hall
Woody Allan encourages improvised dialogue.

NEXT: Movies where people played cards

The Odd Couple
Felix cleans while others play

Dr. No
Bond, playing baccarat, shamelessly flirts

The Grand
Texas Hold 'Em tournament mockumentary

Next: Mockumentary films

Waiting for Guffman
Missouri town produces a play.

A Mighty Wind
Folk music revival festival happens.

What We Do In The Shadows
Ancient vampires navigate dailiy life.

Spoof movies

Young Frankenstein
“Roll, roll in ze hay?”

Airplane!
“Picked the wrong week to…”

Hot Shots!: Part Deux
“Loved you in Wall Street!”

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Movies with especially good cameos

Zombieland
Bill Murray regrets making Garfield

The Hangover
Mike Tyson’s “still got it”

High Fidelity
The Boss gives good advice

Next: Alfred Hitchcock cameos

The Lodger
His first, seen from behind

Lifeboat
Appears in a newspaper ad

Notorious
Gets a drink at party

Good category!

More Alfred Hitchcock cameos

Blackmail
Being bothered by a child

Dial M for Murder
In a class reunion photo

To Catch a Thief
Bus rider, beside Cary Grant

Next: Still more Hitchcock cameos

I know nothing about this, and this thread has been sitting, moribund, for almost a week, so…

Movies that killed an actor’s career

I’ll do both.

Still more Hitchcock cameos

Lifeboat
Photo in newspaper obesity ad

The Birds
Leaving a pet shop with dogs

North by Northwest
Oops! He missed the bus

Movies that killed an actor’s career

Godfather Part III
Sophia’s better behind the camera

Steel
Superhero Shaq didn’t take off

Welcome to Mooseport
Dud satire capped Hackman’s career

Next: Movies with unexpected scenes

Now why didn’t I think of that? (Post 3316)