Five-Word Movie Review

Movies about brothers.

The Rugrats Movie

Tommy gets a little brother.

East of Eden

Dad displays favoritism among sons.

The Boondock Saints

Irish accents never get tiring.

Next: Movies with annoying side characters

Movies with annoying side characters -

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Short Round AND Spielberg’s girlfriend.

Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace
The gold standard annoying sidekick.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Mickey Looney eess hollible steleotype.
In fact, next is movies depicting horrible, un-pc stereotyped characters.

Movies depicting horrible, un-pc stereotyped characters.

The Face of Fu Manchu
Nayland versus the Yellow Peril!

Song of the South
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.

  • Disney’s Peter Pan*
    What makes red man red?
    Next: Barbra Streisand films.

Barbra Streisand films:

The Way We Were:
You’ll never forget the song.

For Pete’s Sake:
Loansharking can be funny. Really!

Meet the Fockers:
DeNiro, Hoffman, Stiller–lotsa laughs.

Next: Elizabeth Taylor movies.

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Professor and wife bicker creatively.

Butterfield-8
Illness earned her an Oscar.

Cleopatra
Behold, the original Heaven’s Gate.
New topic: Movies Mixing Animation With Live Action

**Movies Mixing Animation With Live Action **

Space Jam
This is basketball? It’th dethpicable!

Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Witch saves England, finds love.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
More toons than are countable.
Next: Paul Newman films.

Paul Newman films:

Cool Hand Luke:
Does not fail to communicate.

The Sting:
Let’s ripoff a numbers racketeer.

Slap Shot:
Best hockey movie in history.

Next: Movies of the 1940s.

Casablanca
Rick comes off the sidelines.

Notorious
Still my favorite Hitchcock flick.

It’s A Wonderful Life
Last word should be “wife.”

Next: Nicole Kidman movies.

Nicole Kidman movies:

Days of Thunder:
Cruise, Kidman, and car racing.

Batman Forever:
Clooney, Kidman, and super villains.

Bewitched:
Ferrell, Kidman, and what dahell?

Next: Movies set in two or more countries.

Movies set in two or more countries.

The Hunt for Red October
Jack Ryan aids Russian defector.

Patriot Games
Jack Ryan hunts IRA terrorist.

Clear and Present Danger
Jack Ryan crushes Mexican mafia.

Next: Helen Mirren movies.

I was hoping for a little more than Tom Clancy pics, buddha_david. What about Cool Runnings, most James Bond films, any films based on a Clive Cussler novel (no matter how poor the film is), or even Crocodile Dundee?

No complaint, and your choices qualify under the condition. But I’m a little disappointed. I was hoping we might see something more original and creative.

Next: ** Helen Mirren movies.**

Helen Mirren movies.

Inkheart
Failed movie of failed book.

RED
Retired agents vs. bad guys.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
Ah, she voices Deep Thought.
Next: Movies from the 1950s.

Huh? What’d I do wrong? :confused:

Back in play: Movies from the 1950s.

The Ten Commandments
Wait…weren’t there fifteen, originally?

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Elizabeth Taylor in brassiere – meeooowwww!!!

The Day the Earth Stood Still
Klaatu…Barata…umm…umm…N-something?

Next: Movies from the 1960s.

Movies from the 1960s:

Dr. Strangelove
Commies drugged our water supply!

Bonnie and Clyde
Gorgeous Faye can’t excite Warren.

Barbarella
Starring Jane Fonda - before feminism

Next - Movies from the 1970s!

Movies from the 1970’s

Star Wars
They didn’t need episode numbers.

The Muppet Movie
It’s the Rainbow Connection, Piggy!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Script and songs by Riffraff.
Next: (wait for it…) Moves from the 1980s!

Moves from the 1980s!

Flashdance
Sexy welder has dancing dreams

E.T.
Alien phones home, eats candy

Breakin’
Nothing’s more 80’s than breakdancing.

Hmm… how about Movies from the 1990s?

Movies from the 1990s

The Silence of the Lambs
Brilliant psychopath helps catch killer.

Titanic
Boring romance, great special effects.

Unforgiven
Everybody gets killed except Clint
New topic: Movies Your Parents Wouldn’t Let You See
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The first is the only one I recall specifically being forbidden to see; I never asked to see the others, but I’m sure they would’ve been off-limits, too.

Rollerball
Ultraviolent sport substitute for war.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Rural visit goes horribly awry.

The Exorcist
Power of Christ compels you!

Next: Movies from the 2000s.

Movies from the 2000s

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Next, the Dentures of Ra!

Zack and Miri Make A Porno
Good friends get even closer.

Kung Fu Panda
Clumsy Po is Dragon Warrior!

Next: Movies set in multiple countries that are not part of the same series.

Casino Royale
Bond woos beautiful Treasury official.

The Tourist
Why did she pick him?

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
British spies are messed up.

Next: Movies from the 2010s (so far).